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World's largest swing

submitted by dulcima to videos 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 21:48:38 ago (+38/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4kqcc5.mp4



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[ - ] Portmanure 12 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 22:01:00 ago (+12/-0)

Nope, one giant big fat nope! I got caught in a wind-shear just out side of Bogota Columbia. We stalled our swept wing jet. As you all should know you don’t stall a swept wing jet and survive. As we rolled over and were falling like a brick, I thought it would be just like a bugs bunny cartoon. All of us screaming to high heaven. But that’s not what happened. We fell and I can’t count the number of times we rolled I think it was once. Captain said it was three times. Fuck me. The flight deck was dead silent we all focused on our jobs. We lived. Landed and got really drunk in Columbia.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 22:51:06 ago (+0/-0)

What were ya carrying?

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 23:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Weapons for the rebels. I’m not proud of that.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:34:08 ago (+1/-0)

FARC? Let's call a spade a spade here, they're communists.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 02:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 07:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

Cargo = boom booms.

[ - ] PrinceSheckleberg 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 11:48:35 ago (+1/-1)

*Colombia

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 20:01:01 ago (+0/-0)

Noted, I was using my familiar spelling. I’ll spell it that way when referring to the country in South America. Thanks for the correction

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 24, 2022 09:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

Short cock in every crowd.....
Pathetic people really

[ - ] PrinceSheckleberg -1 points 2.7 yearsOct 10, 2022 10:04:26 ago (+0/-1)

Go fuck yourself faggot, not my fault you've never traveled beyond your hometown.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 10, 2022 11:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Logged 4.5+ Million miles to date.
All 48,9 Provinces of Canada and 7 States in Mexico.
Ive been more miles in reverse than youll ever travel in two lifetimes.
Fuckin Sidewalk Sissy

[ - ] PrinceSheckleberg 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 10, 2022 11:42:17 ago (+0/-0)

I highly doubt that, and you're still a faggot.

[ - ] ElementalPee 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:11:32 ago (+4/-0)

I heard a rumor one guy pumped his legs hard enough on this swing that he went over the bar

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 13:25:49 ago (+0/-0)*

And then he turned inside out

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 21:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

And everyone clapped

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 23:15:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:14:54 ago (+2/-0)

Welp that's a No for me!
Thanks for sharing, it was awesome to watch some tard do it! But you'll not be seeing me do that crap.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 05:08:24 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 17:29:50 ago (+0/-0)

Now might be the safest time to ride it. It's been open for two years so any unforseen design lapses would have been exposed by now and it hasn't reached the end of its service life when poor maintenance issues would arise.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 22:49:28 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking no.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 09:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

Video is sped up for some reason.

Also, this is in China, so why would you have any worries on the swing? /s

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

The only way you could get me on that peacefully is after training and equipping me to use one of those flying squirrel suits.

[ - ] Wolfspider 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:04:35 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, count me in. As long as it isn't windy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 04:38:04 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck that

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 23:39:28 ago (+1/-0)

Nice. I'm not climbing into that harness though.

[ - ] calx 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 22, 2022 23:19:19 ago (+1/-0)

That is nuts thanks dulcima!

Also my speakers blew out my wall and my neighbors are looking at me weird. Volume alert!

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 15:49:56 ago (+0/-0)

Would be better without the song

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 10:53:30 ago (+0/-0)

becuase I dont have enough things trying to kill me?

Nopers

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 09:21:41 ago (+0/-0)

Mad, I want on it and to be flung off into the gorge with a parachute.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 02:27:07 ago (+0/-0)

The Nevis swing. Only White people seek adventure like this. Niggers tend to be the most coward when it comes to “daredevil” activities.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 23, 2022 08:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

some of my favorite videos on the internet is thug ass niggers screaming and passing out like one of those fainting goats on those carnival slingshot rides.