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Amazon bug-men recommend dick-shaped waffle maker for children's playgrounds.

submitted by MaryXmas to WTF 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:28:40 ago (+10/-0)     (www.amazon.com)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0B69192YP



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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:42:22 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:47:10 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

Happy to help :)

Thanks for the content, op!

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:36:10 ago (+2/-0)

Shit, I hope that they don't use that for my search options. "You look at this..."

This is every reason to purge your Amazon searches frequently.

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 00:30:12 ago (+6/-0)

I recently was searching through my URL history and realized due to the links clicked on this site that I look like an absolute degenerate.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

But, aren't you?
Even so, I don't know what you have to worry about, you will probably get free money, and a nice coder job. Amazon loves degenerates.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2022 21:33:14 ago (+1/-0)

345$ dollary doos?

You bug men must be joking

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 06:52:50 ago (+1/-0)

Well its commercial grad, faggots need lots and lots of dicks especially if they are in candy form.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 08:27:49 ago (+3/-0)

"Commercial grade cock waffler" has a nice ring to it. I'm going to start using it as an insult.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 00:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

Looks Japanese, which makes sense they usually have yearly fertility and parades where they make all sorts of crazy crap shaped like human genitalia, food, candy, hats, all sorts of crazy crap. Here, the pedos have open air orgies and we can't lynch them anymore.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 10:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Like maybe a gay pride parade?

Don't Japanese have really low levels of marriage and reproduction? I guess maybe they need all the help they can get.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 25, 2022 20:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

The closest thing to it we have in the west are Catholic processions for a saint or to mark a holy season. A statue of a Christian saint is erected on a liter and carried down the main streets on that particular saints feast day. Some are loud and boisterous celebrations like Mardi Gras or NYC's Thanksgiving day parade, while others are solemn and peaceful like a good Friday procession. They're usually part memorial, part celebration. In part, they're an adaption of Roman European public worship traditions adapted by converts to Christianity which have been passed down to us.

The Japanese do something similar, but the statue is going to be either a massive penis with testicles, a vagina, or both. As for Japanese gay pride parades, they aren't too dissimilar to the ones we used to have in the U.S. around the 1950's. Very orderly, peaceful, with a few guys dressed as geisha and some people carrying signs with website addressed for people to get more information. Nothing like the open air orgies which we have today where pedos openly celebrate the government sanctioned abuse of children.