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A short story about fishing with jigs.

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 06:14:20 ago (+14/-0)     (whatever)

I work as a trout guide. Occasionally I will work a shift at the marina-desk/bar. My duties at the marina-desk are answering the phone and running the register.
Yesterday I got a call from a nigger that wanted to book a cabin and a guide. ”I wants to go jig fishing on da riva” ,
”Um, I...I... don't fish with jigs.”
”Dat sounds waycists”
”I said jigs not nigs.”

The owner of this place ain't even slightly mad at me.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 12:53:11 ago (+7/-0)

Niggers fuck up everything. If I was on vacation and there were niggers there chances are I'm not going back. The owner obviously understands this.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:22:38 ago (+1/-0)*

I was once on vacation in the Bahamas, standing on the tarmac at a shitty airport, next to the puddle jumper that our luggage was being loaded into. A trio of nigger sheboon vacationers we’re leaning against a portable refueling trailer with about a thousand gallons of fuel visible in a plastic tank, and they were smoking. I said, ‘hey, that’s gas in there’..pointed at the tank. They chimped out. I grabbed my wife and we walked about 50 yards away. Whites saw what was happening and moved with us. An airport nig approached and told us we need to stay with our craft. I said, ‘ I’m not going over there until they quit smoking on the fuel truck’ the nigs eyes bugged out and he started blowing a whistle and yelling into a walkie-talkie. A swarm of airport folk read them the riot act. We ended up on the plane together with these nogs and they called me a snitch. Niggers ruin everything. Then we got to Nassau, where a hurricane had come thru a week before. Downed trees were in the roads to the resorts. Niggers would move the trees so you could pass after the whites in the cabs paid a fee, then they would put the trees back over the road. Again, niggers ruin everything. Never went to the Bahamas again. I only do Alaska cruises now. It’s all white, all the time.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

How much extra a fee could they have charged?

Doesn't seem worth the extra time to pick up the trees over and over again.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 18:57:41 ago (+0/-0)*

They rolled it aside for twenty bucks. It was a toll road, run by the locals. There were uniformed ‘police’ on the scene that weren’t doing shit. They got a cut, I’m sure. Probably the cabbies too. Hundreds of people a day were coming to and from the airport. Do the math. It’s the only industry niggers are capable of making on their own.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 13:07:12 ago (+4/-0)

Jiggers and jigger lovers.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:47:40 ago (+3/-0)

I feel personally attacked!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 15:46:30 ago (+3/-0)

He was probably a NASA scientist.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 20:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

I recall jigaboo being a common term back in the day.

As in, "I said jigs not nigs, you jigaboo."

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 27, 2022 21:01:15 ago (+2/-0)

Yep. My dad said jigaboo all the time! LOL!
My younger sister was about 4 or 5 the first time she ever saw a nigger. We had gone to a city about 2 hours away from our home town. We were stopped at a red light and a nigger came walking by right next to the car. It was summer so of course all the windows were rolled down. My little sis says, "daddy is that a jigaboo?"!!!
Me and my brother fell out! We were laughing so hard we made our guts hurt!
This was back in the 70's in a very red area so that nigger just kept on walking! LOL

[ - ] WillisJaxson 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 28, 2022 02:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

That's a funny story, thanks for the laugh. :)