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Woman hospitalized for 3 days after dog poos on her face while sleeping

submitted by knightwarrior41 to WTF 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:37:37 ago (+20/-0)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2022/09/26/woman-hospitalized-after-dog-poos-on-her-face-while-sleeping/



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[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 19:56:45 ago (+1/-0)

Bwah, more like she was blowing the dog and needed an excuse for the hospital - hence the totally legit dog shat in my mouth while sleeping selfie /

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 20:30:04 ago (+0/-0)

i was thinking the same

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:03:06 ago (+1/-0)

This is the future for so many young women these days

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:49:00 ago (+3/-0)

This dumb bitch is looking pretty calm in that selfie where she has diarrhea all over her face. Kind of makes me think this is all bullshit.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

So if there was a collapse we should rub our bullets in dog shit to fight the hords?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

If you want stinky poomags.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

She already has Chron's disease, a pre-existing condition.

[ - ] Hidinfrombiden 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:47:32 ago (+2/-0)

Shitpost

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:01:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 11:26:17 ago (+1/-0)

Hilarious

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:33:20 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

Disgusting retardophiles!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:25:41 ago (+1/-1)

Probably just halitosis british have terrible teeth.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

"Sleeping"

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:29:53 ago (+2/-0)

With mouth open

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:54:18 ago (+4/-0)

Here comes the airplane

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:01:47 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:29:37 ago (+2/-0)

Or shittiest

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 14 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:48:42 ago (+14/-0)

She took the time to take a selfie with shit on her face.

[ - ] dulcima 11 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:51:26 ago (+11/-0)

Not only that, she contacted the media.

Why? Why would you do this? Why, oh WHY would you want the world to know a dog shat in your mouth??

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:25:31 ago (+3/-0)

Chasin' that social media dopamine fix.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:29:11 ago (+3/-0)

I heard she was pooped out after the whole ordeal.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

What a fucking shitface!

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:26:09 ago (+3/-0)

Welcome to clown world!

Likes are better than Healthcare!

Make sure you're noticed before you notify your doctor!

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:41:28 ago (+2/-0)

Brought to you by PFIZER!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair, practically ANYTHING is better than "healthcare" these days!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:43:43 ago (+2/-0)

That was a sickest pic of all time. She must be a kike.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:42:00 ago (+2/-0)

She probably staged the whole thing

[ - ] DukeofRaul 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:47:23 ago (+8/-0)

Women never house train those things and then try to pass them off on other people

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

Well half of them think their purse is the dogs house plus it's shitter.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'd 'adopt' one, if I had something to feed it to.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 18:31:29 ago (+1/-0)

Just make sure the women is under 30 when you adopt, that way you can get some healthy children out of the deal.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

Chihuahua patrols dog mummy.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:56:05 ago (+0/-0)