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Hypothetical

submitted by DukeofRaul to AskUpgoat 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:10:06 ago (+2/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

If all the niggers and jews in the world were replaced by your pet whatever animal it is, how would that change things? Would humanity unite and try to save the stranded animals in the hood, desert, etc?


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[ - ] thoughtcryme 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 02:16:29 ago (+1/-0)

We would have to rescue them from the Asians. Twilight zone shit.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

My dogs only chase people on mini bikes, 4 wheelers, and golf carts.. so they would probably ban all other forms of transportation. They like to see the guy they’re chasing.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:39:31 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe in California or Europe but many countries and China would be running them over without noticing a change in the world.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:33:03 ago (+1/-0)

Also eating them.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 21:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

It would end world hunger unless your pet was a goldfish.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

Oh you mean like they are sentient too? Haha

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 11:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

I misread the title. I thought the animals were making the rules.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 00:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

keep your animals to yourself. my neighbors leaned that the hard way.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 1, 2022 11:06:40 ago (+0/-0)*

I have 600 hundred yards of fence that runs along side a residential road. They aren’t in the road. They chase them the entire distance. It’s their job. They also don’t like go-carts, or the kid that makes his dogs pull him on his skateboard.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:23:43 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like I would need to shoot my pet nigger or kike. Africa would be an awesome place though...once the pitbulls were removed.

[ - ] DukeofRaul [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 20:26:03 ago (+1/-0)

Thats a nightmare scenario, i didnt think of it as your pet would be replaced by a nigger but that makes it more interesting.