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Ducks are Nigger Rapists unlike Swans.

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:18:35 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 09:17:36 ago (+0/-0)

It may sound like a joke, but a Dutch biologist wrote a study about homosexual necrophilia in male mallards and later won an "award" for it.

https://infogalactic.com/info/Kees_Moeliker#Recognition

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 02:08:01 ago (+2/-0)

ducks are terrible animals, almost like niggers

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 20:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

My ladies are just fine... After we ate the boys.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:24:38 ago (+3/-0)

Male ducks will gang rape a female duck until after she is dead.

Often happens at public parks with ponds, where folks drop off unwanted male ducks, if the number of females becomes too proportionally small, or a female becomes isolated among a bunch of males.

Moreover, unlike most birds, ducks have dicks.

Fuck ducks!

[ - ] calx 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:39:22 ago (+3/-0)

I've seen this happen too. Nature is brutal. What can we learn from ducks? At least they taste delicious. :|

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:49:32 ago (+0/-0)

Like chicken on steroids.

Yummy!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

What do most birds have?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Most birds just rub their cloacas together, in what’s called “a cloacal kiss.”

Totally gross!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 00:28:21 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 06:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

Because one in three duck sexual encounters are essentially rapes, female ducks have evolved corkscrew vaginas to counter rapist male ducks, so male ducks evolved corkscrew dicks with barbs on it.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 4, 2022 23:22:15 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 5, 2022 08:39:28 ago (+1/-0)

Neat!