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GAIA can choke on my cock!

submitted by Vrbllpollushin to whatever 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:42:28 ago (+24/-4)     (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:50:04 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:56:00 ago (+4/-0)

By the divinity of the honeycrisp, let the power of Paula reds compell you!

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 01:08:11 ago (+3/-0)

Red delicious gets a bad rap, but some of the best apples I've had were red delicious. Some twice the size of my fist: and crisp, yet juicy.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:47:11 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:56:24 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. Fuck him.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:44:41 ago (+5/-0)

Is gaia some newage kike nonsense?

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 7 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:55:09 ago (+7/-0)

Pretty sure it's some pagan/Wiccan retardation. The fucking user that spams it here can choke on my cock, too.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:04:16 ago (+1/-0)

PAZUZU CULT WAS GROWING TOO FAST SO THEY SENT A MIMIC

LORD PAZUZU APPROVES

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:13:42 ago (+1/-0)

Pazuzu owes me

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:49:25 ago (+1/-0)

AND YOU WILL COLLECT

IT IS INEVITABLE

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 00:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

P-p-pantsu?

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:10:35 ago (+3/-0)

Gaia must be very tiny.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:59:01 ago (+1/-0)

BASADO MUCHO

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:24:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not into the local dramas. Is this involving some user? If so I can safely ignore all these threads.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:20:30 ago (+1/-1)

Why would you let a dude on your cock?
Why do you even reference dudes on your cock?
Pepperidge Farms remembers......

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:24:56 ago (+2/-1)

What the fuck are you yammering about?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:57:44 ago (+1/-1)

You sure she can choke on 10 cm?

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:00:17 ago (+1/-0)

No, but I'll pound that 10cm jackhammer like I'm tearing up concrete

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:04:44 ago (+4/-0)

4 inches at 100 mph will leave a helluva blister

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:05:56 ago (+2/-0)

Might even need a bandaid after I'm done.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:55:21 ago (+1/-2)

I think you are all being rather mean. The more eccentrics the better imo.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:13:37 ago (+3/-0)

Shouldn't you be in line for your 500th booster to get your "I Love Dan" bumper sticker?

KYS.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:15:46 ago (+0/-2)

Man, that is so hurtful! Wtf's come over you? You worried 'bout WW3? We all are! We all are!

[ - ] Thatguy -2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:14:54 ago (+0/-2)

Well, I guess we are past agree to disagree. I standby what I have said. Also, your mother dresses you funny.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

Your mother is a snowblower.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:25:56 ago (+1/-1)

Makes no sense to me, but if it makes you happy. Snowblower, yes!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:26:59 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry bud. 80s movie reference. Short circuit.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:29:10 ago (+1/-1)

Ah, I missed that movie, I was deployed at the time. I’ve been meaning to go back and watch it.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:32:28 ago (+2/-0)

Fun 80s movie. Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:52:22 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 23:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

That was a good movie...

[ - ] deleted -4 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:58:39 ago (+1/-5)

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[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like someone watched the Craft too many times in the late 90s.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:14:05 ago (+2/-0)

I feel personally attacked.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:26:10 ago (+2/-0)

Shhh...I did too. Fairuza Balk is my kind of crazy bitch.

[ - ] Thatguy -4 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:46:01 ago (+0/-4)*

Mother Earth and Cock go hand in hand, (well, penis to vagina.) that’s the nature of life. I’m all for it, I’d be dead without it. I’d like to quote a favorite song that describes it perfectly:

“What I've got, you've got to get it, put it in you”

Just beautiful. I’m so happy to be alive!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:57:04 ago (+3/-0)

Every red hot chili peppers song sounds the same.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:59:26 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. That's 8 albums worth of songs in one song right there.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:04:04 ago (+2/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Thatguy -2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 20:59:06 ago (+0/-2)*

Don’t take it personally, some music is fun to listen too.

How many times have you sang “Happy Birthday” or dropped a tear when you hear Christmas music “oh holy night…” I don’t accept your angst.you’re not a teen.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:07:23 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not being angst. Been listening to them for 30 plus years. It's no different than a bunch of other bands. After awhile, it all just sounds the same. I can even listen to stuff from the 70s anymore.

[ - ] Thatguy -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:10:59 ago (+0/-1)

But why? I love listening to the old music. Good stuff. I listen to it. Rap got old really fast. Blondie did some in the 80’s that was enough for me. I like a wee bit of snoop and iCe but yelling into a microphone is not music.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:02:23 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't. But they do all sound the same.

[ - ] Thatguy -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 21:05:52 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, because its good and fun! Relax. Humming a favorite tune in the bathroom is fun. They all sound the same. You are neither a music executive nor a music critic. You hear something you like, hum along and enjoy it. That’s called being human, fuck the Jews.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 06:20:42 ago (+0/-0)

The echo makes it seem like you're in a quartet once you factor in the voices in the head.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 06:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

The penis is the sun shining on the vagina or valley, grand canyon if she's extra slut.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 2.6 yearsOct 6, 2022 22:03:30 ago (+0/-1)

RHCP are a bunch of fat, ugly, washed-up old homos...no wonder you love them

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 06:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Those the Canadian cops that ride bear back mountain?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 7, 2022 16:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

The second part, yes