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Do you share food with vaxxed people? Hell do you let vaxxed people prepare your food?

submitted by Systemisgay to AskUpgoat 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 14:47:54 ago (+4/-3)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] DeadJewsEVERYWHERE 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 23:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

Shit. Food from the grocery instead of what I grow or kill is suspicious enough!!

[ - ] FUBAR 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 15:14:13 ago (+6/-0)

I eat vaxed people. Long pig is the bomb!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:06:03 ago (+2/-0)

It just occurred to me that I probably taste gamey. Strange.

[ - ] FUBAR 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:08:18 ago (+2/-0)

The peckers get thrown out with the rest of the offal

[ - ] TimothyMcFuck 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 21:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

That means you're gay

[ - ] DeadJewsEVERYWHERE 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 23:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

Well marbled, tender but gamey.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 15:09:13 ago (+4/-0)

You try telling your mom no I won't eat it because your vaxxed.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:58:11 ago (+1/-0)

"How could I trust a person who injects poisons to prepare my food?"

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 14:54:41 ago (+4/-0)

None of the folks in our social circle that we share food with are vaxxed.

As for preparing food, we make pretty much everything from scratch and, if you think about it, you'd probably have to consider the entire supply chain to have a reasonable chance of avoiding contact with vaxtards.

For instance, how do I know whether the guy who stacked the lettuce in the store is vaxxed or not? How about the guy who picked it?

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 15:18:46 ago (+4/-0)

The illegal taco niggers picking your lettuce likely had diarrhea in the field and didn't wash it's hands before picking.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 15:22:43 ago (+2/-0)*

Mom always used to say shit like that.

How do you know Manuel wasn't picking his butt before he picked that lettuce?

*Edit: Solid point :)

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

I worked on a farm harvesting. You mom was right.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:26:03 ago (+1/-0)

Probably learned it from her dad, who grew up picking just about anything there was to pick just to go on living.

Congrats on banging her, btw!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 23:59:32 ago (+0/-0)

In this case, solids are better than liquids.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 15:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes the diapers leak...

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

The condoms too.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 16:23:15 ago (+1/-0)

I want to laugh because I think you went dark but just in case.

Do they wear condoms while picking because I only heard about the depends.

[ - ] DeadJewsEVERYWHERE 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 23:31:31 ago (+0/-0)

Grow your own, nigger.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 22:14:01 ago (+1/-0)

Some of you niggerfaggots are as scared and paranoid as the double-masked, triple-jabbed, "oh no a cold is going to kill us all" morons.


If shit from the vax is transmitted in any way from the vaxxed, then you're already fucked and might as well quit worrying about it.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 17:20:39 ago (+1/-0)

ur canadian, you just had canadian thanksgiving with you vaxtard family and now you are feeling ill.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 12, 2022 17:07:48 ago (+1/-0)

Are you asking if I will share my food with you? Or are you asking if you could come over and fix me something to eat?