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Why do moslems name their kids Mohamed?

submitted by lord_nougat to AskUpgoat 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:05:07 ago (+24/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Why would they name them all after their prophet?

We don't frequently see buddhists naming their kids Buddha [except for that one guy on last voat], or Christians naming their kids Jesus [unless they're mexicans, but they say HEY, ZEUS, so they honor an older god], or jews naming their kids Satan.

Have some originality!


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[ - ] LookFat 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 20:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

Because even though he is their prophet, he was just a human man.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 22:15:25 ago (+0/-0)

Or *sub*human man, in this case.

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 15:36:59 ago (+5/-0)

I've always thought it was weird too. I chalk it up to being low class people.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:26:01 ago (+1/-0)

Low class low iq

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 14:57:01 ago (+4/-0)

Good morning,Folks!My name is Satan S.Satanstein.

**Nice!**

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 15:22:24 ago (+3/-0)

Shalom, rabbi!

Your middle name is Sixsixsix, huh?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 15:25:56 ago (+2/-0)

Of course! yuk,yuk,yuk!!

[ - ] lastlist 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:37:40 ago (+4/-0)

The problem should be them not being ashamed of mohammed committing crimes and showing up on police databases. You'd think they'd be held to a higher standard with punishments ranging from decapitation to being renamed posthumously.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:42:00 ago (+2/-0)

I think it would be more like you say if they had our same perception of "crimes". They're much like jews and they have their own 'rules of acquisition'.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 16, 2022 21:15:00 ago (+1/-0)

They don't think there's already enough hamed?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 16, 2022 22:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

In the midnight hour

she cried, "MO MO MO!"

[ - ] LawFag 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:10:51 ago (+3/-0)

Joshua is the English form of Jesus because Jesus's name wasn't "Jesus," it was Yeshua.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:47:55 ago (+4/-0)

He was just joshin'.

[ - ] Battlefat 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:59:03 ago (+3/-0)

HEY ZEUS

Instant classic

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:33:08 ago (+2/-0)

I think it's because they have no creativity.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 16, 2022 04:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

Mohammed is the most common name on earth. They're not naming their kids after their prophet, their prophet just had an extremely common name.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 13:26:21 ago (+2/-0)

Haha, I see what you did there. 👍🏻

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 22:54:47 ago (+1/-0)

its an act of war.

kill them all

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

Low IQ

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

But still higher than some.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:47:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah Savannah looks like a dumb bitch to me lol

/s

I got it

[ - ] incellivision 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 18:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

So they can fuck Mohammed.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:56:46 ago (+1/-0)

Well Buddists and Christians don't have a prophet, that would be a little presumptuous to name your kids after a God.

Maybe it's just a catholic thing but all the male middle names here are "Joseph" and the female middle-names are "Mary". It's not used on a day-to-day basis and it's not on our driver license but it's on our birth certificates.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

Catholics name their kid Jesus all the time, though. "Hispanics" I don't know if they get that from Spain, but they do it in the Spanish speaking Americas.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:58:34 ago (+1/-0)

y do spics name their kids Jesus?

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:07:37 ago (+1/-0)

They really like the Roman pantheon and like saying, "Hey Zeus"!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:04:52 ago (+1/-1)

Because they were wild indians and they didnt know any better.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 15:07:47 ago (+1/-0)

Consider...

a) e pluribus unum (out of many; one) aka the parasitic few suggesting collectivism to merge the many into a one world slave class.

b)attempts from within the many to combat the corporate identity racket by the few through blending into an equally branded crowd. A different approach to this represents the African-American attempt to use street-names to obfuscate the corporate identity racket. Harder to get your hands on a perp called sodapop; my nigga t-low; dog etc.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 15:21:49 ago (+0/-0)

Well yeah. That, and they're just too damned dumb to handle real names.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 16, 2022 06:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

real names

a) perceivable reality doesn't brand anything; suggested fiction tempts one to idolize brands.

b) NAME, noun - "combination of sounds used to express an idea"...sound differentiates those within. If those within choose to combine (information); they ignore they differentiated (inspiration).

This ignorance can be exploited by the few suggesting "insane person" to tempt the many to ignore perceivable "in sanus" (within sound) + "per sonos" (by sound) aka being within and by sound.

c) as for niggers being too dumb...what if consenting to a suggested name represents domestication of free will by submission to another? Why is it that branding a child is called "civilizing"; while branding a dog is called "domesticating"?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 18:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

This is from someone’s standup, I just cannot remember who.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 20:52:45 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah well, it's from my sit down.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 22:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

No. I have definitely heard the whole routine before.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 22:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking hipsters.

Hearing stuff before normal people!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:45:10 ago (+1/-1)

Many whites are also named after the abrahamic God (Samu-el) or pagan gods (theodore, isadore) or prophets (Daniel, Elijiah, Jeremy) or saints. So it’s not that weird. Maybe there was a taboo about naming your kid Jesus in the early Roman church.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:47:36 ago (+1/-0)

Helena sounds lie ancient Greek or something!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:02:50 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah it may have been related to the name of the godess Selene. So there you go.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 17:08:04 ago (+3/-0)

The goddess of selenium!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:41:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ain't Helena a god or am I misremembering?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 21:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

Helen of troy is sometimes treated as a demi-god.

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 2.7 yearsOct 15, 2022 16:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

Have some originality!

You know, I distinctly remember Ramzpaul saying pretty much the same thing as this. The irony...