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[ - ] Ffat20 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 06:06:30 ago (+0/-0)

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river.

The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both.

The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge. It's in my nature."

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 09:58:03 ago (+1/-0)

Why have an acronym if you spell it out every time anyway?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 19:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

for training you goats. time to just go with the acronym or drop it?

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 19:40:15 ago (+0/-0)

The problem with the current method is every post has the same name which makes searching for a specific one impossible.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 23:14:56 ago (+3/-0)

Chicago Woman Dismembers Her Elderly Landlord

I kept trying to understand this when I realized they used the term "woman" to refer to that thing.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 01:12:27 ago (+2/-0)

They must be biologists.

[ - ] Backwards 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 23:28:52 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 01:39:10 ago (+1/-0)

thats just fucking perfect

[ - ] CamelsMiller 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 21:51:37 ago (+4/-0)

Nigs gonna Nog. They aren't human.

[ - ] I_am_baal 6 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 20:52:31 ago (+6/-0)

Terrible use of her engineering skills

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 6 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 22:43:25 ago (+6/-0)

Indeed. She should have stuck with being a rocket surgeon.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 03:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is deconstruction a engineering thing?

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 17, 2022 03:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

It's the leading engineering niche in apefrica

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 2.5 yearsOct 16, 2022 20:38:58 ago (+8/-0)

Just like us.