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Nope Nope Nope

submitted by deleted to 195 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:07:32 ago (+25/-7)     (195)

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[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 16:12:23 ago (+8/-1)

Not without an ax. Fucker gets froggy then fucker is divided. I'll stick with mammals.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 16:58:53 ago (+1/-1)

normally red tails are very personable and loving.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 18:43:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 18:45:58 ago (+0/-0)

U think it’s an anaconda? They’re ornery.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 19:00:37 ago (+5/-1)

Snakes aren't really pets. After something like that I'd have it tied down, holding it's head and pulling it's teeth out with pliers while I looked it in the eye.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 22:18:25 ago (+3/-0)

I kept hawks

Never tamed only trained and always dangerous.

But they have a function. Hunting.
Snakes serve no purpose. Kill them all

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 18:49:23 ago (+2/-0)

I like watching that, except it'd be cooler if the snake was larger and the idiot was alone ... and a camerman who wouldn't help.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 18:17:59 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah it likely deserved a gore tag.
Not a single ounce of self preservation instinct.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 19:21:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 19:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

That was a lot of blood.

If she had feinted with no one there that snake could have easily wrapped around her neck and asphyxiated her.

That snake is the thickness of a dudes arm with large biceps. So imagine 20 biceps squeezing you.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:44:25 ago (+1/-0)

That was a lot of blood, I am assuming that it used to belong to the woman?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:04:17 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad it didn't get around her neck and choke off the blood flow to her empty head...people who live with snakes aren't human.

[ - ] calx 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:56:48 ago (+2/-1)

I can't imagine the strength of that thing. One of my friends had a baby constrictor and even then I was amazed how tightly it wrapped around my finger.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:16:57 ago (+3/-2)

Glad my wife has not succeeded in talking us into getting one of those.

...although they'd probably be a big help in reducing the squirrel population...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:21:52 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:32:28 ago (+3/-1)

"Sorry, honey. The snake challenged me to a duel. Good news, though: I won!"

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:50:36 ago (+0/-0)

I like reptiles, too, but I'd get a lizard.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 02:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

Kill it with a shovel.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 23:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

This is like those people who fuck around near crocodiles, then find out.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

No fucking way.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:50:55 ago (+1/-1)

Wiggers

[ - ] strontium_mule -6 points 2.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 18:50:50 ago (+0/-6)

How typical, the pedophile posts gore along with "o-oh, d-does it need a gore tag?"