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Why is everyone so fucking illiterate

submitted by Isaacjan to whatever 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 13:53:41 ago (+18/-6)     (whatever)

Even here I see shit like "voats about quality not quanity" in thread titles. Yeah, great quality you fucking mental nigger. Grown men in tech fields I work in can't fucking spell. Just scrolling through hobby boards and shit and everyone can't spell any words more complicated than 5 letters.

It gives me perspective, like how throughout history the common masses are illiterate NPC's just going along with whatever. That's hard for me to grasp, but the more I see these fucking people misspelling basic fucking words and failing to form coherent thoughts, it just drives home how fucking /easy/ it must be for kikes to subvert them.

Stop shitting up my beautiful English language, you god damn retards. Read a fucking book.


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[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 13:58:20 ago (+12/-0)

like how throughout history
like

read a fucking book

[ - ] Isaacjan [op] -6 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:03:27 ago (+2/-8)

Ye olde go fuck yourself, like how your mom fucks herself on camera.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:08:19 ago (+9/-0)

Lame. Just as lame as your post. See how I avoided the "like"?? Do that next time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 16:55:03 ago (+4/-1)

Just as lame as your post.

This is a sentence fragment. A dependent clasue cannot stand alone. This is poor grammar.

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:48:32 ago (+4/-0)

clasue

OH YOU FUCKING BITCH THIS ENDS NOW!

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:59:30 ago (+0/-1)

Are you another aryanprime alt?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 18:16:31 ago (+3/-0)

:)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 18:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

;-P

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Isaacjan [op] -7 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:12:15 ago (+1/-8)

Lame is the best you've got? Holy shit, just come back later with something better.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:23:12 ago (+6/-1)

Later? You wanted to keep this going? Yea tell you what make more money, get better looking and be less gay then you can ask me for things.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 00:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

Jeez, you got burned by a mexican. That’s gotta hurt.

[ - ] HughBriss 9 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:59:08 ago (+9/-0)

You're not one to complain. Can you express yourself without vulgarity? You used "shitting" in your short post and "fucking" six times in the post and once in your title. Stop defiling and degrading my beautiful English language and learn to express yourself without having to resort to the same few vulgarisms.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:19:35 ago (+2/-0)

Isaacjan/aryanprime does nothing but troll and insult users. He never has a nice thing to say here to anyone. He just perpetrates drive-bys. I don’t know if he is an infiltrator or just a moody guy, but I expect nothing but trash from him.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 15:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 00:14:21 ago (+1/-0)

I have noticed this exact tendency among foreigners when they try to act American. They think being American is being vulgar and using profanity. When you tell them swearing unnecessarily and telling dick jokes is not American, they swear it is as American as apple pie because they watched a lot of Hollywood movies that perfectly and truthfully depicted “American” culture.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 02:34:57 ago (+0/-0)

Hi Ragnar. Good to hear from you bro. You should come around some time.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 09:49:28 ago (+2/-0)

Hello gramps, how is it going living like an npc shill?
Me go to ausfailia? Never! Not even in your dreams. Everything in that country wants to eat you or kill you, especially the government. Not to mention you are going to serve me vegetables and lentils, yuck!
Besides, it’s good for you I don’t visit, your meemaw of a wife is gonna leave your brittle ass the second we meet.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 18:15:37 ago (+1/-0)

You know how to ruin a man's day, Ragnar. One day when you're old and no-one wants to visit you'll understand the hurt your comment inflicts!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 22:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I would feel bad if you weren’t über gay

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 21:51:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 23:41:42 ago (+0/-0)

Why?

[ - ] Optional_Reading 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 15:57:46 ago (+5/-0)

Iss dEy cultCha. Also auto-correct and swipe texting has created a lazy crutch for the modern smartphone user. But to OP’s point, if you just go back and read it before you hit submit you’d see it doesn’t read/translate well.

My pet peeve is “should of”. It’s a fucking contraction of ‘should’ and ‘have’.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 16:44:54 ago (+4/-0)

I want to set off a nuke when I read "should of"...too many lazy thinkers.

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:47:46 ago (+4/-0)*

My pet peeve is when people start their sentence with "So".

"So I was going to the mall today... "

Me "oh yeah... are you a fucking valley girl now? So, like you know, I'm like oh my gawd!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:51:07 ago (+1/-0)

I turn off auto correct. Also google records what you type in the search even if you don't hit send. That's the trick of the auto-correct. It's actually used to record everything you type not just what you search. FYI: turning off auto-correct probably doesn't change this at all. I just don't want to end up like everyone else and being so lazy that I can't spell.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 20:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. Autocorrect is largely to blame.

[ - ] Manticore 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 15:43:01 ago (+5/-0)

"going along with whatever"

You write like a middle schooler. Case dismissed.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:09:06 ago (+4/-0)

It's less a lack of reading ability and more a lack of an ability to hold their attention on some work of writing for an extended period of time.

Nobody ever reads, and I suspect that no one is even capable if opening a book and reading it cover to cover anymore, there attention span and capacity for "boredom" is so significantly reduced that the only reading the can do now is the bite sized texts you see all over social media.

They have reprogrammed their brains with technology to now only work on the basis of instant gratification, if you can't get to the point shortly after you begin, if there is no hook to jeep their attention, then you've lost them.

It's like they are mentally incapable of paying attention to something like a novel or long document. The human mind of the average person is actually really fucked in that regard.

Scary.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:30:40 ago (+3/-0)

It is a lack of reading ability though. That lack of attention is one of the things that reading long form improves. The solution to poor language skills is exercising those muscles.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:42:37 ago (+2/-0)

Tl;dr but why are you so gay?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 15:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 16:41:31 ago (+3/-0)

In English, OP would be happy and carefree.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:39:00 ago (+2/-0)

...it just drives home how fucking /easy/ it must be for kikes to subvert them.

Apparently it is even easier to just make up your own grammar rules.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:42:29 ago (+5/-0)

Thats not so bad; its an old-timer way of italicizing words, when one does not actually know how to italicize. Or when there is not a feasible means of readily doing so.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:00:39 ago (+2/-0)

HERE HERE....DEATH TO ILLITERATE FAGS...SEVERE PUNISHMENT AWAITS THE PERPETRATORS OF IMPROPER PUNCTUATION & POLEMIC PROSELYTIZING.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 1, 2022 01:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:15:30 ago (+2/-1)

Even here[COMMA] I see shit like "voats about quality not quanity" in thread titles. Yeah, great quality[COMMA] you fucking mental nigger[S] . Grown men in tech fields I work in [Awkward wording!] can't fucking spell. Just scrolling through hobby boards [sentence frag.]and shit [superfluous] and everyone can't [NO ONE CAN] spell any words[singular] more complicated than 5 letters.

It gives me perspective, like[ON] how[COMMA] throughout history[COMMA] the common masses are illiterate NPC's[no apostrophe] just going along with whatever. That's hard for me to grasp, but the more I see these fucking people misspelling basic fucking words and failing to form coherent thoughts, [THE MORE] it just drives home how fucking /easy/ it must be for kikes to subvert them.

Stop shitting up my beautiful English language, you god damn retards. Read a fucking book.

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I think your opinion would have been more cogent had you worked on the grammar and style of your post. See me after class! We can fix this!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 22:03:22 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 17:44:16 ago (+0/-0)

'goddamn' should be one word, not two, faguette

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:55:34 ago (+1/-0)*

Just scrolling through hobby boards and shit and everyone can't spell any words more complicated than 5 letters.

*I notice, while scrolling through hobby-related forums, most struggle spelling words greater than 5 letters.

I know what you mean, but spelling is just the tip of the ice-berg regarding the population's abilities communicating.

edit: I had better supplement this comment with an additional thought for the ultimate purpose of making us better versions of ourselves. I hate the jews. You are on my team, OP. We are brothers. I want you to be the best version of yourself. That is due to my selfish desire to be on the strongest team possible. The winning team. So while I agree with your post, I challenge you to first take the plank out of your own eye ... if you catch my drift. This war begins here on the internet, utilizing written language. Our enemy is well-taught and well-experienced in this space: we must be better. There are times to ignore grammar, break the rules, and speak to the audience rather than to your abilities. I'm only using your post as a springboard. keep on keepin on

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:43:10 ago (+1/-0)

In typical Dickensian oeuvre, go fuck yourself.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 02:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a dobber but last night (AEST) in Chat @GrayDragon said "hung" in relation to hanging someone (Joe McCarthy incidentally). He should have said "[he should be] hanged".Disclaimer: I didn't agree but there you go.

"Hung is the past tense of to hang when it means “to suspend or be suspended.” Hanged is the past tense of to hang when it means “to kill someone by tying a rope attached from above and removing the support from beneath.” [Library Service]

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 20:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

MTV, rap music and public schools

mystery solved

cmon guys it's not like they weren't warning us literally our entire lives.
They were RIGHT.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 20:16:40 ago (+0/-0)

Ho hum…
Another week old account alt from lord knows which jackass from here or Poal or Reddit just bitching for the sake of bitching…


Whatever.. personally, I don’t give a fuck and this is all the recognition you get from me..

Carry on….

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 18:37:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not even reading all of that. Just the first few sentences are enough to say "fuck you"

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

I noticed this to and if you ever read the FBI's actual posts on forums they will purposely spell things wrong to 'fit in'.

There was a post a while back where the FBI got caught and they had misspelled a bunch of shit.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:37:33 ago (+0/-0)

You seem like a faggot. Go learn a second language, you lazy piece of shit.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

...says the guy who didn't capitalize God.

[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 17:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger has 6 letters

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 16:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

My theory used to be that jews were posting intentionally misspelled titles and comments to demoralize the above average.

But now I think we have to acknowledge that the 80/20 rule is on solid ground here.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 14:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

Common core curriculum.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 30, 2022 13:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

i dont sea wut the problem iz wif voats speeling i know voat personnaly and voat sez that apostrophes gave his cuzin chlamydia once so best not to use them