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[ - ] Krier55 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:37:21 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t know how someone can blame can blame a ring doorbell for this the kids just an idiot

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:58:32 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t want a ring doorbell. I’ve never even owned a cell phone. I don’t like gadgets. I have four dogs and a dog door. Good luck getting over my fence and making it to my door. Kirby, Emmitt, Dean Wormer, and FreakShow are on the job, 24/7.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 20:43:33 ago (+2/-0)

Another rubbish article from PN.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:51:32 ago (+0/-0)

Hi Hugh. Whatcha been doin'? I've just mowed the nature strip for everyone (my patch plus three other neighbours). Righted a neighbour's garbage bin which spilt everywhere (including baby nappies in plastic bags, I think). Eew. But...the model neighbour in me just couldn't help himself [insert: Cynabuns: "you lying c..t, paul. You were more worried about paper blowing around the street and onto your patch which you would have had to pick up anyhow. Enough with your f..king virtue-signalling. You don't fool anyone ('cept yourself).". Did you hear a voice, Hugh? Cyna sticking her nose into other people's business perchance?

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

Are you going senile? Early dementia? You should have that checked out.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 22:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

You wouldn't understand what I'm on about, Hugh, 'cos you're not a good neighbour. All your neighbours say that. "Cranky ol' bastard who lives in there", they say. Here's a simple test. Did anyone knock on your door on Halloween, Hugh? Exactly. Point proved.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 13:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

I gave you some friendly advice out of concern for your mental health and you turned it around and called me a curmudgeon. Who's the cranky bastard here?