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Meghan: UK citizenship test was so hard I had to ask Prince Harry for help

submitted by dulcima to princeharryhate 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 00:03:58 ago (+13/-0)     (12ft.io)

https://12ft.io/proxy?ref=&q=https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2022/11/01/meghan-uk-citizenship-test-hard-had-ask-prince-harry-help/

The Duchess of Sussex has revealed she found the UK citizenship test “so hard” that even Prince Harry was stumped by some of the questions.
The 45-minute test, which consists of 24 multiple choice questions about British life, is one of the requirements.
However, the Duchess said that some of the material, which covers history, people, customs, laws and political systems, was so difficult that she had to seek advice.


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 03:21:34 ago (+2/-0)

"Vich hand do you use to vipe vhen you do the needful?"

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 04:18:22 ago (+0/-0)

Meghan's hand.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 00:54:46 ago (+2/-0)

Here's what I don't get: Aren't they supposed to marry royalty or something? Been playing too much Crusader Kings III yesterday

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 02:18:07 ago (+3/-0)

Royals are supposed to marry other royals. Once upon a time not even the aristocracy was good enough, it had to be other royals.

Charles marrying Diana, a mere aristocrat, was regarded as groundbreaking back then. Now we have niggers marrying into royalty (or purported royalty, anyway.)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 03:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

The fuck they are.

The real king would be the Earl 15th Earl of Loudon, Simon Abney-Hastings.

From Jerilderie NSW.

Proveable too.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 04:17:56 ago (+2/-0)

Clan Campbell

He'd be hilarious.

Michael "Mike" Hastings showed little interest in pursuing his claim to the monarchy in a 2005 Agence France-Presse interview, citing the intense public scrutiny endured by the royals. He joked that his claim to the crown could prove lucrative if confirmed. "I reckon I might send Lizzie (Queen Elizabeth II) a bill for back rent. The old girl's family have been living in my bloody castle for the last 500 years," he said.

The Loudoun Crest is "An Eagle with two necks displayed Gules in Flames of Fire proper" with the motto "I Byde My Tyme"(below right).

perhaps the greatest indication that he had become a dinky-di Aussie, he was appointed a life member of the Jerilderie (Australian rules) Football Club.

He's already more British than the fakes on the throne now and several magnitudes less stuffy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 05:04:53 ago (+1/-0)

Straya shall have her empire!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 01:51:25 ago (+2/-0)

That was the old rule.

Now they're supposed to marry retarded niggers.

Dey wuz kangz, after all...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 03:24:35 ago (+2/-0)

Ah no, it gets better.

The old rule is - Parliament has to consent to the engagement, and a divorcee cannot marry a royal.

Last time this happened was Edward VIII with Wallace Simpson... an american divorcee. He was told Crown or Pussy. He chose pussy and abdicated, George becomes king, then dies, then the Lizard queen, and now Charlie.

Why is it this way? Because a foreign citizen still has to pay tax in their country. How the fuck does a 'royal' fill out their tax form? How do they calculate what they owe?

tl;dr thanks to the yank quadroon marrying into the british royal family the IRS now has a DIRECT LINE into UK's public coffers, and can essentially invent any number they like.

This kind of shit has started wars.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 3, 2022 08:24:33 ago (+0/-0)

I believe the quadroon is from LA, not the upper northeast.

[ - ] Equalizer 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 4, 2022 01:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

I heard the test isn't that hard if you're English reading is good and have studied the material. It all goes tits up if you're a low-IQ shit-skin and English isn't your first language tho.

It's all a work though. They tell you what book to buy (one which is updated every year so you can't buy second hand ones cos the questions will be tailored around the new material) so it's a self-selling business model. Much like college books in the USA and UK anyway, nothing new.