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How to defend against home invasions in a country without guns

submitted by Cunt to Australia 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 05:41:03 ago (+14/-0)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/e0uLacbDHGw

I'm keeping a stash of bug spray and lighters around the house now.


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[ - ] Sector7 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 07:39:26 ago (+6/-0)

Bug spray could be the perfect defense against chinese home invaders.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 11:25:37 ago (+2/-0)

What about the usual suspects? Books? Job applications?

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 06:41:05 ago (+6/-0)

Desperate times require desperate measures!

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:06:49 ago (+2/-0)

wasp spray will fuck a nigger up

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 21:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

Surprised she wasn't arrested.

[ - ] beece 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 16:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

Pit Bull
Rottweiler

Thats all you need

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 16:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's all you need if you want your kid's faces torn off.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 22:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

Why not add a tiger, lion and grizzly bear to really feel secure?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 14:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

Mace and tasers are fully illegal in NZ at least (readily available on the black market). Kinda surprised they haven't banned rape whistles yet.

Still, most home-defense cases are deemed justified. The general strat down here is to have domestic items handy for defense, like garden tools and bug spray. That shit burns like hell.

Its a far sight from castle laws, but its manageable without a nigger infestation.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 15:53:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 21:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

The general strat down here is to have domestic items handy for defense, like garden tools and bug spray.

So a "hoe" that looks incredibly like a longspear, your nailed baseball enthusiasts equipment, your collection of brush-clearing machetes that look exactly like falchions(seriously spellcheck?), and a "bug spray" launcher that just so happens to have a lighter taped to it and still somehow has a 20 meter range?

Man, those guns are so brutal.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 22:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

☝this dood knows how it do. Haha

The trick here is that the law cant know you were preparing to hurt anyone, even in defense. But if you just so happened to be brush clearing the day before the attack and set that big fuck-off machete on your nightstand because you "forgot" to put it away, thats just fine.