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Can anyone summarize the black Hebrew Israelites argument ?

submitted by Endo_Aryan to whatever 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 08:58:45 ago (+4/-1)     (whatever)

I've heard about the Scythians and Celts being lost tribes, but not blacks.

Wikipedia says the two founders were both inspired by "visions" that african americans (specifically?) are hebrew, and goes on to call them historical revisionists.

Do they have any evidence to back this claim, or is this another case of We Wuz Kangz?


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[ - ] 15MAR 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:42:18 ago (+4/-0)

Just more kangz stuff.

A theory I've heard from one of these kangz is that, in the story of Moses leading the Hebrews out of Egypt, instead of going east towards Canaan, they went south to what would eventually become Ethiopia. And of course, since all blacks come from Ethiopia (as the theory goes), all blacks are the true chosen people.

Another story I've heard also has to do with Ethiopia. The royal house of Ethiopia, the "House of Solomon," believe themselves to be descended from Solomon, king of israel.

The story goes that there was a queen of what would later became Ethiopia, named Sheba, who traveled to israel during Solomon's time, and then traveled back home. On her way home she gave birth to a son which is implied to be sired by Solomon though it is never explicitly stated.

The members of the House of Solomon claim that they descend from this line of Solomon and Sheba, and kings of Ethiopia even claimed the title "King of Zion."

All this jewnig shenanigans might have had an impact outside of Ethiopia, and through a game of ebonics telephone, it came to morph into the theory that blacks are the actual isralites.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 10:53:13 ago (+2/-0)

So basically a conflation of all blacks with a mystery royal lineage of David.

Well, the few pictures I've seen do show the royal family to have some white in them. In Acts, there is an Ethiopian eunuch who is converted and baptized, making him one of the first members of the early church. Jesus said "my sheep know my voice" which some interpret as sheep = Israelites. Maybe they have a point?

As for Moses and his journey, I could see people questioning that because the "Promised Land" is mostly a barren desert today. But I just chalk that up to some unacknowledged cataclysm. I've also heard that Moses led the people through the American Southwest, too.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

The entire middle east went from fertile crescent to desert due to the mismanagement of Abrahamic parasites trying to milk every drip of wealth from their slaves

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:23:13 ago (+1/-0)

The Sahara Desert used to be a savanna 10,000 years ago. Shifting rain patterns turned it desert.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:14:32 ago (+0/-0)

Wow it was a savanna 4000 years before the earth existed? that's neat!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:16:07 ago (+0/-0)

Sumerian literature blames it on mass deforestation.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:24:47 ago (+0/-0)

That may be the case in local areas, but not for the whole Sahara desert. Could be either in this case, or a combination of the two.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 18:52:42 ago (+0/-0)

Shifting grazing patterns due to herding and agriculture had a big effect. Just because carbon dioxide has almost no effect on temperature doesn't mean humanity can't affect the ecosystem and climate - hell, just look at what chemtrails do. And humans had that effect long ago. However, many European societies managed to achieve a good number of civilizational feats with little to no environmental harm because we had more empathy for the plants and animals that we need to survive than jews and the brown people they replaced whites with in the Middle East and North Africa over the last few thousand years.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 8, 2022 12:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

Abrahamic parasites squeezing blood from a stone? Sounds familiar...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:29:33 ago (+4/-0)

It's a black supremacist offshoot of rastafari. Rastafarians believe that they're of the tribe of Judah and that Ethiopia is Zion. They also have very similar diets to kosher as well. Also, like kikes, they see the star of remphram as a religious symbol. The Rasta movement died down in the 80's after the deaths of Hailie Salasie and Bob Marley and there were several offshoots and Rasta adjacent belief systems that followed.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 10:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

Good answer, I didn't make the connection to Rastafari but that makes sense. You could just say that it's a Christian variation of black supremacy.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:23:43 ago (+0/-0)

Rastafari is more jewish than Christian (insert Christcuck argument here). I have a working theory that it's partly inherited from their former kike slave masters, but no proof. It is very much a back to Africa movement, which I support. It's a damn sight better than voodoo or santeria niggers, which is basically just a new world version of African bush religion. Anyway, as you can see I've put way too much thought into nigger dogmas.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:20:31 ago (+0/-0)

Anyway, as you can see I've put way too much thought into nigger dogmas.

LOL. My knowledge of nigger dogmas comes almost completely from reggae and rap lyrics. You're more grounded than I am.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:23:30 ago (+0/-0)

I've been interested in theology my whole life. Rap, not so much.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 17, 2022 14:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

The one class I wish I took in college was comparative religion. It is interesting. But since old voat went down I've mainly been focused on why the jews hate us so much. Which afaik is because they think we're Edomites... Talk about an old grudge!

[ - ] Invalid_user 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:54:50 ago (+3/-0)

We wuz heebs n shiet.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:51:07 ago (+0/-0)

Essentially this.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:05:10 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers focus on the verse in the Bible that says the Israelites are forever enslaved and kept down or some shit like that. Then they hang on to that American slavery shit. All of a sudden they wuz kangz n sheeiit. That and the refusal to admit that Egypt was full of white people back in the day.

I say let them believe what they want as long as the true Hebrew niggers aren’t nigging. If it keeps them calm and less dangerous then what’s the harm in letting them believe their fairytale?

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:52:33 ago (+2/-0)

"Leaders" of the black community used to do a shitload of heroin. They probably still do, but they used to, too. Those "visions" Wikipedia mentioned were no doubt obtained with a needle still stuck in their arm. This was the genesis of many looney nigger myths such as kangz of Egypt and Yakub the scientist who supposedly invented White people.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 10:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

You're probably right, Mitch. Did they ever wonder how they could be both Pharaoh of Egypt and the enslaved pyramid builders simultaneously? lol

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:39:12 ago (+2/-0)

In short: "OOGABOOGA!"

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers wuz jews n sheeit.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

Scythians were Hyperborean, not Israeli.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 09:24:10 ago (+1/-0)

2,000 year old beans which, even if successfully sprouted, would destroy any city or location in which they're planted.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 16:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

I watched from Hebrews to negros last night. The case they tried to make was based on historical accounts,linguistics and paternal dna analysis. It was a boring watch but there appeared evidence to what they were saying. It would upset Jews and Christians equally I think if this got out into the world more widely

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 19:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the synopsis, I wanted to watch the film myself. Did they argue Jesus was black? I'm open to the idea that blacks are somehow related to the Israelites, but claiming everyone is black takes it too far.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 11, 2022 03:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yes they did and the Egyptions.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:21:48 ago (+1/-0)

So they were both the enslavers and the enslaved... interesting. I think I'm going to watch it right now thanks.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 05:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

Its 3 hrs long so get some caffeine ready.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:43:26 ago (+0/-0)

The iron laws of nature dictate the rules of existence....niggers are dejected DNA strains shedded by the ✡️ brood...the similarities are obvious in the distorted skull and facial features of both of nature's defects.