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Increased Levels of CO2 Are Proving to Be Too Much of a Good Thing For Plants

submitted by Spaceman84 to LyingNewsMedia 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 18:43:33 ago (+19/-0)     (www.sciencealert.com)

https://www.sciencealert.com/increased-levels-of-co2-are-proving-to-be-too-much-of-a-good-thing-for-plants



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[ - ] uvulectomy 14 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 19:08:26 ago (+14/-0)

Non-Retarded People: More CO2 is good, because that's what plants breathe.

Yids Pushing Muh Climate Change: Well, ACKSHYUALLY...

[ - ] BoozyB 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 19:46:32 ago (+6/-0)

If it's on the internet it must be true, right??

[ - ] beece 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 21:18:45 ago (+2/-0)

"Increased Levels of CO2 Are Proving to Be Too Much of a Good Thing For Plants"

THAT'S WHAT MY TOMATOES SAID!!!!

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 9, 2022 10:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

My six month old lantana came up to me and asked why Donald Trump wants all the plants to die from CO2 poisoning. I'm literally shaking right now.

[ - ] FeedYourMead 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 21:19:38 ago (+3/-0)

So... Climate Change: It's got what plants crave.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 21:36:20 ago (+3/-0)

It literally is Idiocracy. An electric vehicle called "Leaf" is considered green, because electric vehicles got what plants crave. But actually if I burn a gallon of gasoline it immediately becomes plant food and can become crops, biofuel, shade, habitat, building materials, and topsoil in a short time. Putting carbon in the air is the Idiocracy version of watering the crops with water instead of brawndo. This article is essentially saying "but toilet water is bad".

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 21:55:30 ago (+4/-0)

Technically this is a good point, but maybe the bigger problem is that the soil isn't rich enough because we have shitty unsustainable agricultural practices. But hey, jews gotta subsidize corn, wheat, rice and soy in massive quantities so we can all eat goyfeed and buy up all the land so homesteading is more difficult right?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 9, 2022 01:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

what good is for plants is good for me, goes my simple philosophy

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 9, 2022 02:12:25 ago (+2/-0)

According to one research paper, different fertilizers give different results in response to higher CO2. Some for the worse, some for the better:

"The results showed that the plants that received only NO3− as a source of N grew more slowly when exposed to a CO2 concentration of 760μmolmol−1 than when they were exposed to ambient CO2 conditions. On the other hand, in plants fertigated with only NH4+, eCO2 enhanced photosynthesis."

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/340659996_Nitrogen_sources_and_CO2_concentration_synergistically_affect_thegrowth_and_metabolism_of_tobacco_plants