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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 6, 2022 06:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

Weee Weee Weee all the way home

[ - ] Version6 14 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:13:36 ago (+14/-0)

Instead of motivating them to speak up, perhaps it should motivate them to lose weight.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:20:15 ago (+6/-0)

In a non-retarded world, that would be the case but this is clown world, where feefees, delusion, selfishness and idiocy are the norm.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

I thought all these qualities made them wanted by men.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:46:25 ago (+2/-0)

Have you met a globohomo American female?

Worthless useless lazy as fuck.

[ - ] MelGibson 12 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:43:46 ago (+12/-0)

#nottonight

Lmao

Tag every hambeast that you know

[ - ] Rotteuxx 10 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:55:57 ago (+11/-1)

“To get ready and get dressed up and feel so vulnerable that a man is now objectifying you at the door to see if you’re worth of coming in and having a drink or not, is the worst feeling ever,” Ella Halikas said.

Bitch, you objectfied yourself by "getting ready & dressing up for it"

[ - ] goatfugee12 7 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 15:11:14 ago (+7/-0)

not only that these heifers claim to be "models." Model by definition is just a "thing to look at." Their chosen "careers" are literally self-objectification.

but it's a doorman fault they feel bad about themselves.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 14:20:38 ago (+9/-0)

One on the right wasnt getting in even if she were skinny.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 17:40:44 ago (+3/-0)

For once, we agree

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:29:17 ago (+2/-0)

You know she would have spazzed out if a fat guy hit on her.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking that. That the big guy they were trying to get to speak for them knew he wasn't going to get anything anyways so why vouch for them.

[ - ] observation1 6 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:13:17 ago (+6/-0)

Common in the 90s.

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 12:14:53 ago (+10/-0)

Fuck, it has been normal and expected forever until a minute ago when communist degeneracy suddenly took over.

[ - ] MyThrobbingAnode 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 15:38:08 ago (+3/-0)

When I was single I used Meetup.com. Was in San Diego, but I tagged into some LA groups just to see what was going on. I recall a "Mansion Party" (literally what they called it). They invited everyone, but not really. The way you actually got invited was to send a selfie pic to the host people, shirtless or full body preferred. Oh, man. The comment chain was hilarious on that. It was hardcore beautiful people vs. woke homos. I've never seen such an engaged mix of valley girls, fags, mlady fedoras, SJWs, PUA manoqueers, etc. It was a bonanza. Back in my high school days Marilyn Manson wrote some gay shit about this exact thing. I'm so happy to see nothing has changed.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 14:33:50 ago (+3/-0)

Welcome to the club ladies. I've heard plenty of women crack fat jokes, but God forbid someone makes one on them. I'm no fatass, but someone calling you fat should motivate you to maybe you know lose some weight.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 18:19:12 ago (+2/-0)

It’s not that they’re fat, it’s also because they are ugly.

[ - ] DaveTheBlank 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 17:50:00 ago (+2/-0)

yo that one chick is a model? She model alien clothes or something? Her being fat wasn't the only reason she didn't get in, she looks like a fucking botox clown without the makeup.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:25:44 ago (+2/-0)

Doorman should have told them,..."hey babes, if they told you to haul ass, you both would have to make two trips".
Ha,ha,ha,ha.
Fatso and fatfuck should take a look in a mirror sometime, because everyone else looking at them wants to puke.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 14:17:56 ago (+2/-0)

seethe harder, fatties

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 13:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

“To get ready and get dressed up and feel so vulnerable that a man is now objectifying you at the door to see if you’re worth of coming in and having a drink or not, is the worst feeling ever,” Ella Halikas said.


Should've thought about that 600,000 burgers ago.

[ - ] ItsBacon 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:20:36 ago (+1/-0)

Women: I am, therefore I'm allowed.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

Damned if they do, damned if they don't. To be honest, the equipment isn't engineered to accommodate such girth-some creatures.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 17:35:29 ago (+1/-0)

The one on the left might get. Pass, but the one on the right is #NOTEVER

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 17:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

“To get ready and get dressed up and feel so vulnerable that a WOman is now objectifying you at the door to see if you’re worth of coming in and having a drink or not, is the worst feeling ever,”

^^^^ Welcome to my twenties gentlemen.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:45:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry bitches we gotta weight limit.

The gyms across the street.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

Doorman needs a raise! Good job weeding out fat and fatter. Ha,ha,ha.
Maybe he could have offered them a slimfast to go, ha,ha,ha.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!
This truly made me laugh today! Thank you!

These whales need to be at sea, not a club, ha,ha, ha.
God, ugly and fat. Ugh!

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 21:02:41 ago (+0/-0)

Two fire hazards walk into a bar...

[ - ] Laputois -2 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 14:32:53 ago (+1/-3)

Pretty shitty of the Bouncer/doorman. After 5 or 6 drinks they look pretty good and I am sure there were dudes in there that would have fucked them.

[ - ] v0atmage [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

no fat sympathy allowed

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:43:44 ago (+0/-1)

I fucked those bitches

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 14, 2022 16:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

Your hand doesn't count