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How many pickles belong on a McDonalds burger?

submitted by bosunmoon to AskUpgoat 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 18:53:36 ago (+6/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

For fucks sake it isn't one.


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 18:56:31 ago (+4/-0)

Even if its more than one they all go in the same spot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:45:36 ago (+1/-0)

On the floor. And then all in the same spot within your "burger", right nest to the loogie.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

For fucks sake this is an honest question.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 23:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

3 or 5? Haven't worked at McDonalds since 1971.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:01:49 ago (+1/-0)

None. Whatever McDonalds uses, they aren't pickles.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

Well whatever they are, how many? The number has changed.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

I guess I wasn't clear. I don't care. I can't remember the last time I ate at Mcds and when I did the pickles were the worst thing on the planet. I took them off the sandwiches. You're better off w none of their pickles.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:58:03 ago (+0/-0)

Oh sorry I thought since you responded to my honest question with a retarded and sanctimonious answer you might care. My mistake.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:00:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'm honestly sorry I responded to your retarded question at all. Enjoy your goyslop I guess.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:10:03 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for your effort towards honesty. Can you please just do a quick search on whatever fantasic better than mine search engine you use and tell me how many fucking pickles belong on the dang burger?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

Fag.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 08:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

The answer is null, as you shouldn't even have a macdonalds burger to begin with.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 07:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

Three. Not sliced. Whole. Go big or go home.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 01:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

Pickles don't belong on burgers or sandwiches they belong on the side

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 00:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

One

[ - ] Luminometer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 00:43:26 ago (+0/-0)

Aussie here, 2 large 3 if smaller. But I haven't eaten goyslop since old voat died. You shouldn't either, faggot.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 23:28:45 ago (+0/-0)

There are two pickles in the Big Mac®, two in the Quarter Pounder™, one in the Hamburger and two in the Double Cheeseburger; so it all depends on what product the you buy.

Used to be more. It's been years since I last consumed food from Mcdonalds. As I recall, it made me feel slightly ill.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 09:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

food from McDonald’s
lol what?

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 13:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

It's technically food. It's just lower quality than you'd normally want. Most people consume or do things far unhealthier than eating a McDonalds meal. Drinking flavored sugar water, or driving/dodging motor vehicles are a couple examples.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:29:31 ago (+0/-0)

Sugar water or actually, honey water is not even bad. The flavour is where the problem lies. McDonald’s is not any better than Doritos.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 22:34:37 ago (+0/-0)

NOT ENOUGH DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER. (Make your own burger. Have as many pickle slices as you want on it.)

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 22:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

2

I wouldn't hate 3

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not so concerned about the number of pickles as I am about the amount of nigger spit.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:37:54 ago (+1/-0)

You've got nigger spit for brains if you can't simply say a number of pickles.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 00:07:36 ago (+1/-0)

"A number of pickles." There are you happy now, faggot?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

Sucking clown dick isn't healthy

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:55:42 ago (+1/-0)

How many pickle? I know you're not Jesus. You've eaten Mcdonalds. How many fucking pickles?

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

You should be asking how much salt and sugar they dump in everything to make it palatable.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

I just want to know how many fucking pickles you remember having. Why is that so fucking hard? Do you think Goats are going to clap for you if you talk about how unhealthy McDonalds is?
How many fucking pickles?

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

Post physique, fatass.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 21:59:32 ago (+1/-0)

You don't need to tell me where you stand. I only want to know how many pickles.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 22:40:09 ago (+0/-0)

Not enough to satiate your addiction to food.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

This is a real question that the internet can't answer. The degradation of this country is clearly represented by the number of pickles on a McDonalds burger.
It's an inverse ratio where the fewer pickles represents the greater degradation.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

Still eating mcdongle's? Sorry bro, NGMI.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

No, I am eating McDonalds and they have changed the number of pickles on the burger, and crushed internet results when trying to research when they made the change. It's part of the degradation of America that most people don't notice.people don't notice.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:02:38 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

You are wrong. Fuck off.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:01:23 ago (+1/-1)

0

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

3

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

Zero, because pickles are good and mcdonalds is putrid evil.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:41:21 ago (+2/-0)

I get Mcdonalds maybe twice a year, and this is a genuine question that can't be searched on any engine to find an honest answer. The results have been crushed by big clown.
There was always 3 pickles as far as I remember and now there is one.
I am mad and confused.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

Every time I give them another chance I end up bore disappointed and disgusted than I had been previously. So at least they are consistent in their putrid downward trend, I guess.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:30:04 ago (+0/-0)

That's honestly about where I'm at with the responses I've gotten. My next step is to go full circle and make a reddit account to be able to get an honest answer to an honest question.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha oh shit that article I posted that you said had the newer kiked version? I took off the - reddit part because you know.. well we are here.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:43:28 ago (+0/-0)

Dang, sounds like you need more help than I do.
You can try to pray the gay away, but I really need to know how many pickles.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:53:39 ago (+0/-0)

Let us know what youre new friends say.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

How many pickles belong on a Mc fucking donalds Mcfucking burger?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

“There are two pickles in the Big Mac, two in the Quarter Pounder, one in the Hamburger and two in the Double Cheeseburger; so it all depends on what product you buy,” according to McDonalds.com.

https://www.intheknow.com/post/mcdonalds-extra-pickles

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:51:16 ago (+0/-0)

That's the current kike model. How many have always been on the classic burger?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:54:18 ago (+0/-0)

As a kid I remember 3 on a cheeseburger. That was 90's. As an adult I always asked for none and usually got between 2 and 5.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

I remember three as well. Currently you get one, and the internet says one as well. I think that's horse shit. The number of pickles is being actively suppressed.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 20:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

[THERE ARE THREE PICKLES!](https://files.catbox.moe/mk2hdp.webp)

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 23:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ha, same quote I found. I'm pretty sure I remember at least 3 normally, and a handful if you asked for extra pickles.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 19:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

Evil? Putrid... maybe, rarely, sometimes, but evil?