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Good news guys, she’s a polyamorist.

submitted by PostWallHelena to ClownWorld 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:20:15 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qty93l.jpeg

Caroline Ellison CEO of Alameda Research and close associate of Sam Bankman-Fried.

Also apparently his lover. Let that image sear itself into your brain.

They and the other employees of FTX/Alameda all live together in Puerto Rico as a polycule.

What’s a “polycule”? Its this shit. Some sort of polyamourus cluster fuck. I had to look it up.

She is at least half jewish (her mom’s name is Sara Fisher). Her dad is an MIT prof of Economics named Glenn Ellison. Maybe jewish, hard to say.

She graduated with a math major from Stanford.

Her tumbler has been archived and it is a treasure.
https:// web.archive.org/web/20210625103706/https://worldoptimization.tumblr.com/

Full of shit like this https://files.catbox.moe/cbuvon.jpeg

Big feminist, big Harry Potter fan. This chick was trading billions.

https://files.catbox.moe/2azecq.jpeg

Pretty cute, huh?

Edit— I dont know why the links arent working sorry


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[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:33:52 ago (+7/-0)*

THESE ARE THE FUCKS THAT TOOK OVER???

You know when that areosmith looking fuck went over there and tried to sell that bitcoin shit ( I saw it on that one doc) I was furious and then I saw how that first group starting telling him to get the fuck out and I was yelling hell yeah from over here. Get the fuck out with your bullshit!!!!

bUt of course the bullshit indoctrination kicks in .. holding courses in the universities and hearing all the promises being made and what can those people do what? when literally everything is being taken away from them by the fucking rat politicians here and there , the btc degens and the OH let me not forget "developers" that are wiping everything else out. FUCK THEM!!!!! OH so beyond pissed right now. I dont care one rats ass if the aerosmith guy wasnt part of them theyre all the same fucking shysters. I WANT A REVOLT.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 13 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:36:11 ago (+13/-0)

Not even with a stolen dick.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:49:52 ago (+12/-0)

Not with Dial's dick and you pushing.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:43:09 ago (+9/-0)

What the fuck is this
https://u.smutty.horse/mkgsoczgqil.jpg

Not a coincidence. NOt one bit of one damn thing thats happened over the past 20-5 years Everyones hands are dirty.Every filthy jew fuck hand is guilty.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 19:48:36 ago (+4/-0)

Jesus Christ. Glad I ate dinner before opening this thread.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:09:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:14:52 ago (+8/-0)

We're gonna need a bigger shoe.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:30:34 ago (+2/-0)

Lol.

[ - ] beece 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:10:25 ago (+5/-0)

Damn Postwall, you know that smart women like that scare men. It could be a long time time before she gets love again...I mean, after all the Lebo love she'll get in prison of course. Being extremely ugly will reinforce that of course.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:29:49 ago (+4/-0)

Does she have her own flying broom?

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

Her partner's use the wicked witch of the west ringtone when she calls.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:37:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:46:36 ago (+3/-0)

Its kinda sad. You know she was the least popular person to have sex with at the polyamory house but people felt obligated because they dont want to be lookist and plus she’s the CEO.

Who’s gonna do Caroline this time?

I did her last time. I see her O-face in my nightmares.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:29:35 ago (+3/-0)

Well I heard she was sometimes the only woman, so...

More like: Sees Caroline. "Nvm bring on the boys"

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:15:31 ago (+2/-0)

"I see her O-face in my nightmares"

Now I do too. Thanks.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

Heheheh.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 02:54:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 08:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

;-p

[ - ] ArnoBreker 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know how to actually paste proper links? Apparently not.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:41:42 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I fucking do but the formatting is all fucked up. Talk.lol didnt like that archived link and it shit the bed. I didnt paste two copies of all those links. The server did that.

[ - ] rhy 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:06:08 ago (+2/-0)

It's called voat.xyz god damn it!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:52:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

Dafuq is talk.lol?

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:09:43 ago (+0/-0)

This is talk.lol. Its the same site, he has two different domain names for it.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 09:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:21:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thats what it already looks like in the edit text box retard. Did you read what I replied to you?

The. Site. Fucked. Up. The. Formatting.

Do you understand the words I am saying?

[ - ] ArnoBreker -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 12:27:34 ago (+0/-1)

No, it didn't, you're just a nigger retard.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 16:05:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it did, cope.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 18:23:50 ago (+1/-0)

There's no cope since the original post is still fucked up nigardly niggerfaggotjewkike9000.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:43:46 ago (+5/-0)

It's like fucking a goldfish-hamster cross.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 21:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 21:01:48 ago (+7/-0)

Polygamy people are always so fucking ugly. Not simply ugly, fucking ugly. Fugly.

and they always look like they smell.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 00:05:51 ago (+4/-0)

They aren't poly.

They are just taking whatever opportunity they get.

When your that ugly you got to take what you can get when you can get it.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 21:23:50 ago (+1/-0)

Cute like George Soros ❤️

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:08:42 ago (+4/-0)

I have no doubts believing that she'll take any man who sniffs in her direction.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:28:34 ago (+1/-0)

Someone called them "horny mathletes". I thought that was funny.

[ - ] GeneralDisposition 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:04:59 ago (+0/-0)

This is a browser attack. Can't copy the whole link. patsy. Same as gargamel aka fetal alcohol syndrome. Patsy. She's a polyamorist because she wants kids by anyone. Just like all the American girls on wik. Fuck their life.bad bad

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:19:46 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

She a hoe , soon to be a VEEP.

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

Wait till you hear about the rape fantasies she posted on /biz/ 😉

Covered on the tlolocaust we just recorded.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:40:59 ago (+0/-0)

Oh fuck I forgot. :(

Did she really? Ugh.

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:55:48 ago (+1/-0)

Lol yup. She gets off on being called "chipmunk girl".

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:35:01 ago (+1/-0)

big harry potter fan

Looks like every harry potter villain brought together into one specimen

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/cbuvon.jpeg

She thinks she’s hermione.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 22:48:40 ago (+0/-0)

🤮

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

all jews are into this gross shit

I've never met a 'poly' person good looking enough to fuck. They all look like garbage.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

so she's a methhead jewess demon from hell. Ugly inbred demon. I bet she also owns big dogs. I'm willing to bet money on it. anybody who would stick their dick in that would fuck a turtle.

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 00:17:01 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/l4lk14.webp

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 00:57:16 ago (+0/-0)

with a face like that I'd behave a bit less conspicuously

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

and she has herpes

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

just goes to show. no matter how unattractive a woman is someones gonna smash it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:09:17 ago (+0/-0)

That isn't a "she".

[ - ] PORTforceOne 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 02:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you post good content

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:26:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oh thanks. I want to start posting more thought provoking stuff rather than this stuff which is sort of low hanging fruit. But its a morale booster I feel.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 04:36:01 ago (+1/-0)

polycule

jew orgy house

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 05:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

So half the time these fugly socially retarded bastards jew the world out of it's remaining valuables and the other half of the time they bump the uglies in meth addled orgies? We are so fucked with people like these in charge.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 05:42:01 ago (+0/-0)

She's close to being "weird pretty" (like that chick from die antword) but does not make the grade and just looks strange

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 11:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

A nose job would probably do alot for her tbh. Maybe chin.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 08:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

Where was she living?

[ - ] Sheitstrom 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 10:06:33 ago (+2/-0)

She's unconventionally unattractive.