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(((Church of Satan)))

submitted by didyouknow to Jews 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 15:09:57 ago (+52/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] diggernicks -4 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 15:22:45 ago (+4/-8)

God doesnt exist

Satan either

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 15:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

True, but Satan is a more believable character.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 16:11:15 ago (+1/-1)

Your personal preferences don't really have anything to do with their beliefs and behaviors. Don't know if you don't realize that or what.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 16:20:28 ago (+2/-2)

Contain thy madness milady

Tis unbecoming

[ - ] Love240 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 16:26:12 ago (+3/-0)

'milady'? Are you regressing back to your old reddit persona, the crap is this? Your fedora is slipping.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 16:32:58 ago (+3/-1)

Redditards are almost as bad as imaginary friend worshippers

[ - ] Love240 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 16:50:48 ago (+2/-0)

Then shape up, hippo, you're slipping.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 14:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

Fph and christ cuckery?

Double failure

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 15:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

Did they finally let you out of the hostpital?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 15:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

You try and ride my dick harder than democrats with trump derangement syndrome try and ride trumps cock

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 15:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

What are you talking about fag?

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 18:48:03 ago (+1/-1)

Redditards are almost as bad as imaginary friend worshippers

i feel pity for you for the day of your passing because you will wake up to a reality that you chose to ignore. repent now since there's time. your clock is ticking tic toc tic toc tic toc.....

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

Grow galls you weak cunt

Threatening people with imaginary places is pathetic

[ - ] usedoilanalysis -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 19:32:44 ago (+0/-1)

You can't claim any moral or intellectual superiority when you do such stupid shit as allowing yourself to be a disgusting fat body.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

Your tears

Give more

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

You're still alive, come back from your diabetic coma?

[ - ] AryanPrime -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 20:08:05 ago (+0/-1)

hahaha the kike faggot uses any language it thinks will work to discredit or promote disharmony

filthy kikes like you need to be made into slaves and forced to do manual labour for the rest of your lives

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

Poor baby

You need a hanky bitch?

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2022 07:42:57 ago (+0/-0)

lmao crying kike that would scream like a little kike judensau runs it's mouth lmfao

Last week i literally knocked the fuck out of one of you kike faggots and it did the same thing, pretended to be tough then when it got fucked up it started screaming like a pig for mercy LMFAO HAHAHHAHA

no mercy for kikes like you or your offspring...all kikes go in the dirt

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 14:32:18 ago (+0/-0)

You still atomic level ass blasted bitch boy?

Lol

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 17:03:08 ago (+1/-1)

I read a bit about the history of satan and it seems that to early hebrews, “ha-Satan” is not really evil but sort of an advocate for god. He is always trying to test hebrews like Job to see if they are worthy of being god’s chosen. So he acted on behalf of god .

Later the Persians take over the middle east and they had a stronger good vs evil dichotomy in their religion. At that time, it is thought that the role of Satan shifts to pure evil among at least some jews, because of Persian influence. Early christian jews seem very influenced by this trend, but there is variability within rabbinical judaism. Some jews dont really see Satan as the bad guy.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 18:45:39 ago (+1/-0)

I read a bit about the history of satan and it seems that to early hebrews, “ha-Satan” is not really evil but sort of an advocate for god. He is always trying to test hebrews like Job to see if they are worthy of being god’s chosen. So he acted on behalf of god .

this is where i part with michael heiser. our bible tell us that the satan that tempted job is the same guy that tempted adam and eve and jesus in the wilderness.

there's no support in the bible for a "second satan" in heaven no less.

that part of his work its rubbish

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 20:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

Im not sure who michael heiser is. Does the episode in the Garden in Genesis even mention the name Satan? I thought it just mentioned a serpent. But Im too lazy to look it up. Which part of our bible tells us they are the same? NT?

But it is plausible to me that multiple figures may have been conflated in to Satan/the devil. I believe there is a story of a cannanite god associated with the planet Venus (lucifer in latin) who gets cast out of heaven by Ba’al or El . So different bad guys could become a single bad guy over time.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

Does the episode in the Garden in Genesis even mention the name Satan? I thought it just mentioned a serpent.

Revelation 20:2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,

its the same dude,hellena dont get caught up in the hebraics

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 19:19:33 ago (+1/-0)

satan = adversary. it literally just means anyone who opposes them, hence why christians, brainwashed by jews, call everything else that isn't jesus, or even the catholic church, 'satanism'. and jews stole their religion from zoroastrianism, not the other way around. before that they didn't even practice monotheism, just a patron god like everyone else in semitic land. zoroastrainism was invented to fight back against the total takeover of the aryan pantheon everywhere. it's not an aryan religion despite what you hear, it turned the aryan gods into demons or 'devas' just like christianity did in europe. (Deva (/ˈdeɪvə/; Sanskrit: देव, Deva) means "shiny", "exalted", "heavenly being", "divine being", "anything of excellence",[1] and is also one of the Sanskrit terms used to indicate a deity in Hinduism. In the Gathas, the oldest texts of the Zoroastrian canon, the daevas are "gods that are (to be) rejected".)

it worked, the aryan priests, the magians, lost their powerhold, and then we see a sudden bloom of characters similarly starting their own religions (buddha, confucius, jews writing the bible). it's not a coincedence that all this happened at the same time. jews further adopted buddha's passive retardation when they invented jesus to wipe the aryan pantheon from europe. only in india did it survive.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 20:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

satan = adversary

correct, also in it's old usage, it is properly used as a title, not a name, it's a designation like "king" in "king charles" would be, but no one says "lucifer the satan" or "satan lucifer"

Fun fact fren, the "old testament" is a fake, created after the new testament by kikes to steal the heritage of the true People of Israel

You can even look into this, their chronology is all fucked up because it's fabricated.

You do know this planet used to be like 95% White people right?
You do know Whites built the pyramids in egypt right?

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:25:42 ago (+0/-0)

Revelation 20:2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,


this is clearer than water. its the same person.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:15:53 ago (+0/-0)

It seems like he filled the role of god’s prosecutor at some point. Which is kinda funny. But some jews still seem to have this understanding of satan.

I think you are right that some jews and other semitic groups were deeply influenced by Zoroastrianism

before that they didn't even practice monotheism, just a patron god like everyone else in semitic land.

I think it was more than that— they had been practicing monaltrism for a thousand years or more. The priests of El declared that no one could worship Ba’al or Asherah or Moloch, probably because it undermined their authority or hurt their bottom line to have competition. They have always been obsessed with controlling other people’s minds. When did they shift from monaltrist to monotheist? Who knows. I would have thought earlier. It occured to me that Akhenaten or someone with influence over him may have been one of (((them.)))

Monotheism has such an appeal to them just like communism does. They are always trying to monopolize shit.

it's not an aryan religion despite what you hear, it turned the aryan gods into demons or 'devas' just like christianity did in europe.

Interesting. I just assumed it was an aryan spin off. You think it was drawing from a pre-IE tradition? I feel like confucius is a little far flung to be related.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

Revelation 20:2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,

a prosecutor from God wouldnt need to be bounded up in chains of darkness since according to your thinking he is in the heavenly court. nope

he's the accuser of the brethren

Revelation 12:10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.

he is not some good angel that is just testing humans on behalf of God. so much biblical ignorance on this thread

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:53:01 ago (+0/-0)

he is not some good angel

I dont think he’s that either. Ive mentioned before that Im an atheist right? Im sure you know your scriptures. I just dont take them as ultimate authority. What satan was to early hebrews is not what he is to christians imo.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 21:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

Im an atheist right?

ok didnt know, that explains things a little.

people have a right to disbelieve or believe. its your choice. but i'm telling you the spirit world is real. that's because i wasnt always a christian. i will not tell you in to what i dabbled with but i will say. you are dead wrong in being an atheist.

at any rate, its your choice and your life

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 22:12:11 ago (+0/-0)

I try to be upfront about that. But I dont mention it everytime I weigh in on a topic. A lot of the atheists are like diggernicks, always insulting people. I try not to do that. I mean about god. I insult people on lots of other stuff.

i will not tell you in to what i dabbled with

Aww! Maybe you will make a post about your dabblings sometime. Glad youve found your path. I have the impression you are catholic, am I wrong?

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 23:20:11 ago (+0/-0)

I have the impression you are catholic, am I wrong?

baptised as one as child but as an adult i dont subscribe to that sect of christianity. although they say that once you are a catholic you are always a catholic.

i almost did catechism as young teen but for some reason i couldnt just end the whole study. as a young teen i wanted to do first communion but meh the way that they do it is not even biblical.

there's alot of marian teaching which i dont subscribe to either. i believe that she was a saint but that she had babies after jesus as the gospels tells us so. the catholics go and jump through hoops to go around that in the bible.

peter and the other apostles were married with the exception of paul who was a virgin til his death.

you can serve God and be married since the bible tells you so. they twist the scriptures and add stuff that isnt even there as part of the catholic dogma.

the protestants are right that the word of God is the sole guide to our faith. the catholics believe that is the church and its hierarchy who has the keys to salvation if it were.

there are other stuff that i disagree with such as praying to saints and the like. bible forbid all of these things

as for what i did? that's for me to know. but i will tell you that there's a spirit world out there just because you cant see it doesnt mean it doesnt exist. just like you cant see your own cells or microbes.


the fact that the universe moves through arithmetic tells you that there's an intelligent design. farmers and others have known about this for 1000's of years. the way your body is construed. from the tiny DNA molecule to the biggest organ that you have which is your brain. how it all operates well together in order to support life.

nope, life didnt made itself and didnt come out by chance. the mathematics to that is astronomical for that to happen alone.

and think about this we only see life on this planet alone.

speaking of planets, how they hide the earth from other objects and how the earth is in the right place with the right mass and atmosphere to hold life.

think about it. there's too much that goes agaisnt the evolution theory

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 22:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

it was them starting anew. aryan gods took over everywhere and replaced the old neolithic gods. so they started a new religion to replace the aryan gods.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 18:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

Not surprised that the nerds in the church of satan are 'ackshually'ing everything.

[ - ] BwonsamdiTheDead 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 19:04:31 ago (+6/-0)

Well.... you know....
Synagogue of Satan.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 00:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

Religion is fake and gay

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 00:52:35 ago (+0/-0)

here -not surprisingly- were the jews the instigators

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 16:15:20 ago (+0/-0)

Satanists are edgelord incels, doesn't matter what their background is