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The force from the 4 million kilograms of lift-off thrust was so great that it tore off the blast doors of the elevator.

submitted by paul_neri to Space 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 18:23:03 ago (+1/-2)     (www.abc.net.au)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-22/nasa-capsule-reaches-moon-last-big-step-before-lunar-orbit/101681304



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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:10:26 ago (+4/-0)

They should have gone with the much more durable and totally sealing wooden doors. Which open inwards, of course.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:30:27 ago (+1/-0)

Believe

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

This is a great Australian achievement! We as Americans are also very grateful that you have bowed your head and agreed to build our new nuclear submarines. Thank you.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

That's the only thing you took away from the article?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

You have asked me a perfectly polite question, Hugh, but I'm still reeling from the viciousness of your attack on me yesterday. I need time to recover.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

Are you literally shaking from thinking about it?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 19:53:04 ago (+0/-0)

No. Just emotionally gutted. But it's chilly outside, got a pot of coffee by my side, the TV on...I'll get over it in time.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

Have some chicken tendies with your coffee. Just don't scream to your mother about how upset you are.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:39:22 ago (+2/-0)

Don't worry about Paul. He's just bummed that he wasn't seated on the nose cone when that mega-phallus blasted off into space.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:41:35 ago (+0/-0)

Unusually un-nice for you, Fascinus!

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

Just think of it, Paul.

With all of that thrust, they could have made it clear through Uranus.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ok I'll pay that.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks Hugh. I don't eat meat but I've just got my large bowl of beans and carrots topped with cheese from the microwave and was eating them before you interrupted me. So...if you don't mind I'll cut the conversation short and go back to my meal.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 16:58:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:40:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 20:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

Groan!

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 18:48:01 ago (+2/-2)

How come when we launch smaller scaled rockets we see them reach their maximum velocity within seconds but then when they scale them up they look like helium balloons with fireworks attached to them?

Fake and gay is the answer

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 13:30:14 ago (+0/-0)

I wish it had torn Queeri's head off