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Wife material

submitted by UncleDoug to Sports 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 04:41:18 ago (+27/-3)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mkjmksmkgju.mp4

White, young, pretty, doesn't care about sports-ball, has healthy eating habits, flipped off the reporter and already brought me a beer.


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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:54:05 ago (+0/-0)

She has about the same nuanced opinion of sports that I do. If she wasn't an alcoholic I'd take interest.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

No worky.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 10:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah.. but she crazy.

That's a hot mess.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but how hot.

Gotta hang the big ol thermometer in there......ok ok I show myself out.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 10:07:18 ago (+3/-0)

Go Sports! Yay Sportsball!

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 09:44:09 ago (+2/-0)

what's that with the broccoli, am I missing something? But that girl has no tits...material, my foot.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 7 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 09:49:21 ago (+8/-1)

All guys want big tits until 20 years later when they've dropped down a foot & they look like saggy bags of Jell-O.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:13:20 ago (+5/-0)

Hey I like my woman's big 40 yr old DDD's. They may not be as perky as when she was 16, but those funbags bring me great joy.
I will never forget how amazing they were every time she was pregnant. I didn't even know F cups where a thing titties could do until we conceived our first child.
Good times, great memories

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:19:14 ago (+4/-0)

Kudos!

I was directing that at the young'uns who stupidly think looks are everything... they're mostly temporary.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 10:58:51 ago (+4/-0)

Sportstits ftw.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:54:23 ago (+3/-2)

That's when you get with a woman 20 years younger

[ - ] Rotteuxx 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:14:35 ago (+4/-1)

If you're a loser, sure. A man doesn't dump his wife just because her boobies are all used up.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 22:15:43 ago (+0/-0)

Who said anything about dumping the first wife?

[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 15:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

Most call tits that hang low saggy, i call them extra soft :)

[ - ] Rotteuxx 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 15:43:52 ago (+3/-0)

+1 for an extra positive outlook!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 03:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

youre not wrong. and they have a distinctive hunch from an early age.

any more than a mouthful is a waste.

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 21:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fried eggs nailed to a wall

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 09:52:05 ago (+3/-0)

Only White people eat brassica.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 09:40:10 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 22:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

They all do. The trick is to get them programmed into spouting the good stuff.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 23, 2022 06:59:57 ago (+2/-0)

Pocket broccoli
Not sure I can fully endorse this behavior. Might be overlooked if they knew how to wear sunglasses.