Cynabuns speaking: "Every 'Thanks Giving Day' the Citizenship Sub-committee of the General Assembly of Goats considers applications for the status of honorary American and this year the winner is... - Upgoat

Cynabuns speaking: "Every 'Thanks Giving Day' the Citizenship Sub-committee of the General Assembly of Goats considers applications for the status of honorary American and this year the winner is...
submitted by paul_neri to ShowerThoughts 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 02:07:51 ago (+4/-1) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e2igZexpMs

Mr P Neri.

Four other applications were received, all from Australians:

@AnmanIndustries
@i_scream_trucks
@Kozel
@UncleDoug

The main reason for the Judges deciding Mr Neri deserved to win is his unfailing support for American involvement in the Ukraine War. However threats of violence toward the Judges by the other applicants if they did not win, did not go down well. Mr Neri is now entitled to a Green Card.

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[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 06:48:25 ago (+3/-0)

I decline.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 03:16:36 ago (+3/-0)

Are you sure it wasn't threats of violence towards P Neri? Now THAT I can believe!

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 03:22:26 ago (+0/-0)

Cynabuns speaking: "I did detect some animosity toward Mr Neri from his fellow countrymen.It was when I blew him a kiss!".

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 09:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

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