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How do I turn $200 into a date with a woman, guaranteed?

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:16:12 ago (+0/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

-prostitutes


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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:19:44 ago (+1/-0)*

Saw this video where this fat black girl said your 1000 short. https://u.smutty.horse/mkmtwwovdgc.mp4

8:13 mark to see what 1200 gets you.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:45:21 ago (+3/-0)

I bet she was trying to price out other niggers

[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:46:14 ago (+1/-0)

All those women would think they are too good for me. Not my type anyhow but still.

[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

Talk about vagina inflation, am I right? I think I'd rather get a full body anime pillow than validate any of that nonsense.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:33:51 ago (+0/-0)

A date or getting laid?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:43:43 ago (+2/-0)

Prostitutes call their tricks dates. In their mind, they're just on an extreme end of the pay-for-fuck spectrum we're all on.

[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:34:16 ago (+0/-0)

Date

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:42:00 ago (+2/-0)

Gay

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:42:25 ago (+0/-0)

How do you lose $200 to get aids?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

call a hooker

[ - ] beece 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 20:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

I've never had to pay for it but have gladly done so many times. Just smile and women want you, NC. It may take more than one contact, but the smile works.

If you're traveling and they're not around, jump in any taxi and in a short period of time and a brief explanation and you'll soon be where you want.

So get out of the house and get engaged, it's really not about money unless you want it to be.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 06:59:19 ago (+0/-0)

Dangus couldn't get laid in a West Virginia whorehouse with $2000