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Any crystal wizards out there?

submitted by bosunmoon to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:19:49 ago (+7/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

My kid wants crystals for Christmas. Are they any particularly neat ones beyond bauxite and ruby?


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[ - ] Endo_Aryan 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:58:20 ago (+3/-0)

Also lapis lazuli is really pretty and supposedly King Solomon had it instead of drywall in his palace

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:59:26 ago (+3/-0)

Second that recommendation on aesthetics alone.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 22:08:53 ago (+3/-0)

Just make sure it's in a closed container. The dust from lapis lazuli is toxic, and if they're playing with it, and they will because they're kids, they can poison themselves.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 13:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good to know, I only have a few polished stones

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 23:47:07 ago (+1/-0)

Lapis lazuli is one of my top three favorites.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:34:38 ago (+3/-0)

The most ideal crystals are quartz. They're pretty and have a lot of properties that we're only beginning to scientifically study.

If you're interested in learning more, try looking up a metaphysical shop near you and asking some questions when they're not busy. Most of them love to talk.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 00:56:11 ago (+1/-0)

Might want to re-think the quartz after seeing this: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=638ed70f2a9c7

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:22:53 ago (+3/-0)

Any particular personality characteristics you are looking to highlight or accentuate?

Didn't happen for me until somewhat late in life and, after some transformational work, I began to experience sensation from stones (much to my surprise; I'd always thought it was a load of bollucks).

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:24:43 ago (+1/-1)

Neat looking crystals, that aren't horribly toxic.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:28:27 ago (+2/-0)

Tons of awesome stuff out there. With the understanding that this may not be particularly helpful within the context of your inquiry, I recommend visiting a local rock shop and see if anything speaks to you.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:31:26 ago (+2/-1)

That's good advise, but we've already done that so I was reaching out because the internet is large and full of various fags that fag different things. I am looking for crystal fags.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:35:04 ago (+3/-0)*

Crystal fag here, at your disposal :)

Any selection criteria beyond aesthetically pleasing and non-toxic?

*Edit: Not full-on and possibly faggy enough to answer your question.

[ - ] MaryXmas -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:35:00 ago (+0/-1)

I think it's funny that you think the crystal fags hang out on voat. Something tells me there is an r/crystals subreddit that has some serious crystal fags.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:41:24 ago (+3/-1)

All sorts of differently talented niggerfaggots are on Voat. Why are you so hateful?

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 23:38:17 ago (+4/-0)

Voat made me this way.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 20:05:14 ago (+0/-0)

Ive heard Meth is neat…

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 20:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

In one of my comments I specified toxicity, and I'm afraid meth lands beyond that threshold.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 23:46:54 ago (+2/-0)

Find some blue Zircon. Heard a rumor that it only comes from one mine in Cambodia, and that mine was shut down recently.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 23:36:48 ago (+2/-0)

I have some good examples for you that shouldn't be expensive.

Halite. You can get nice sized "fancy" chunks of large crystals in many different colors. It's basically salt, and kids think it's cool to taste it.

Iron pyrite. Kids love fool's gold.

Geodes. You get to hammer them open together. Who knows what color the crystals will be? And, your kid gets to hammer open a rock.

Amethyst. You can get big pieces of it really cheap.

Agate. Not a polished stone or ball. Find a slice. It's like nature's painted glass and it'll look cool in your kid's window or as a night light. Not really a crystal, but it's in the spirit of the question.

And if your kid thinks that last one is cool, get a nice piece of tigers eye.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 01:02:03 ago (+2/-0)

These are all solid recommendations.

To these, I would add Alexandrite and Rhodochrosite, both of which are favorites of mine. Labradorite is pretty spectacular as well.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 19:22:56 ago (+0/-0)

Fuckin solid. Thanks.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 22:15:15 ago (+1/-0)

What a great teachable moment:

You don't always get what you want.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 22:19:01 ago (+2/-2)

Fuck off kike.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 23:24:22 ago (+2/-0)

Watch your mouth jooboi,I have rope and not afraid to use it.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 19:25:59 ago (+0/-1)

You are a big gay.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 19:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

You should go back to your boyfriend"diggernicks"!

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 19:55:24 ago (+0/-1)

nope.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 22:11:59 ago (+1/-0)

What color do you want the crystals to be? Are there any specific shape or details that you want?

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:57:00 ago (+1/-0)

How about getting a geode and having fun with them while you break it open?

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 22:17:34 ago (+3/-1)

We've done that, and even found them out in the wild. I'm looking for something a casual intermet search can't find.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 02:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

Heere are some found in the bible

Revelations 21

And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;

20 The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.

21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.

[ - ] dicedice 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 6, 2022 00:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

Ulexite. A personal fave. It's also known as TV stone. The big white crystals if uncut look impressive. Like something you could see on top of a wizard's staff. It takes light very well. So well in fact that if it's cut and polished right it can act like a stack of fiber-optic. I have a cut and uncut version of the stone. I prefer the big one, but the small, cut one can lift text off a page.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 5, 2022 21:32:27 ago (+1/-1)

Quartz is readily available. You can also get a rock tumbler kit if your kids are in to that type of thing.

You can also find rocks meant to be shoved into a vagina. Not sure why anyone would do this but they have boxed sets of many common rocks. Don't do that to your kid though.