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How to tell someone on Twitter to kill themselves

submitted by Questionable_2 to twitter 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 14:12:18 ago (+27/-2)     (twitter)

So a few weeks ago I got a 12 hour suspension for saying "Go put poison in your veins". So today I've started using "Make sure you get your booster. Seems to be working.


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[ - ] Heartdisease 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 12, 2022 05:42:00 ago (+1/-0)

Tell them to go to Canada and get a permanent cure for their stupidity.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 16:44:41 ago (+1/-0)

Tell them to get bottom surgery. Statistically highest success rate.

[ - ] Belfuro 8 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 15:32:56 ago (+8/-0)

Lol I've been doing this for months.

Its beautiful.

I believe ultimately it will kill them.
But because they believe boosters are safe they cannot call me out for death wish.

Now as to why I'm so cold.
These people. Those who accept the lies. Those that hate those who oppose the elites narratives.

They destroyed our world. The sooner they pass onto judgment the higher decent people chances at surviving is.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 16:03:37 ago (+4/-0)

These people. Those who accept the lies. Those that hate those who oppose the elites narratives.

The old adage, "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." is proving as true as ever.
Those that went along with the narrative were perfectly fine with the full force of the government being used to oppress and destroy innocent people just as long as it wasn't themselves.
In a way, they have done us a favor by outing themselves when things weren't as bad, relatively speaking; we're not quite to that point, yet, but it could have been when the jackbooted thugs were finally going door-to-door rounding up dissenters that they could have shown their true colors and ratted out their friends, family, and neighbors.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 16:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

Just as a side-note to anyone who might be interested, looks like this originates with Voltaire:

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/11/08/absurdities/

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 18:09:44 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 17:44:18 ago (+1/-0)

My retarded narrcicist ex who is truly dumb despite having a doctorate degree... when ever I mentioned stuff becoming a problem for her later and for the country she would always say it doesn't affect me.

No shit retard not right now but it will and it will affect your kid absolutely a dumb bitch with no forsight

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 12, 2022 01:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

This.
Right now it is a spiritual battle between good and evil. God and Satan.


So for example.

Those that didn't take the shots are trying to kill people by spreading covid (absurdity)
Therefor
They are evil enemies best killed in order to save the rest of us. (the atrocity)

How many times did you see a varient of this?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 15:29:56 ago (+7/-0)

Tell 'em to go suck start a shotgun or to try cosplaying as a wind chime

[ - ] Questionable_2 [op] 5 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 15:35:46 ago (+5/-0)

"cosplaying as a wind chime" I must not get out enough that's fuckin hilarious!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 16:29:55 ago (+7/-0)

You never heard niggers referred to as Alabama wind chimes?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 14:39:46 ago (+3/-0)

Can you try it with -> , goy?

[ - ] Questionable_2 [op] 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 14:47:07 ago (+4/-0)

I've definitely been talking about the jews on twitter but I'll have to throw in goy just to see if it flies.