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Is this the most efficient way to crush biscuits?

submitted by Cunt to Cooking 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 07:57:14 ago (+21/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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No. Do I have a food processor? No-ish; I have a machine that functions as one. Why not use it? Because bashing biscuits is therapeutic.

I'm making rum (& rumless balls) for Christmas.

https://files.catbox.moe/87pzq8.jpg

One of my kids got out of bed and joined me for a bit so it got very messy. Thankfully when my offspring dropped the entire bowl of dry ingredients on the floor it landed right way up and we hardly lost any.


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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:58:06 ago (+5/-0)*

when my offspring dropped the entire bowl

My oldest and I were making a cake yesterday and she said that they should make a tv show like hells kitchen but the chefs have to work with little kids running around them.

we hardly lost any.

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is that a tiny rum in that picture? How cute. We took the kids to a Chuck e Cheese like place for their birthday and they sell wine. I was tempted to buy it just so I could have the palm sized bottle it came in.


Merry Christmas!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 09:11:27 ago (+2/-0)

Lol I would watch that show but there would be some child abuse. I have known some chefs... like Gordon Ramsay and also coked up a lot.

It's a Christmas miracle

It bloody well was! It was a wobbly fall, I fully expected it everywhere.

is that a tiny rum in that picture?

Yes and no. My DINK brother in law has a wide variety of alcoholic beverages, and I rarely drink so we don't keep much. So if he wants actual rum balls he has to supply the rum XD. I asked him for 60mls expecting to get the bottle and return it and he gives me two (a spare in case of no Christmas miracle? Guess I dont need to ask next year.) 60ml peach schnapps bottles filled with rum.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:05:05 ago (+3/-0)

Smashing milk arrowroot biscuits is fun!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:20:52 ago (+3/-0)

Why in the fuck are you crushing my daughter's cat you fucking psycho!?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:53:57 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao. Need proof of cat called Biscuts.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 19:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

You just crushed him. How am I supposed to pull that off now, smarty-pants? Going to mail him back to me to feed to my kids? Username definitely checks out. Thanks op. You've ruined Christmas.

[ - ] SithEmpire 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:47:41 ago (+3/-0)

This is one of those special happy occasions where actual tools can be used in the kitchen.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:27:51 ago (+2/-0)

Awesome, rum balls are great!

You're even using the right kind of biscuit.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 08:54:43 ago (+3/-0)

YES!!!! Original recipie said Marie but fuck that!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 17:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 09:11:02 ago (+2/-0)

Would pull out a meat tenderizer and have some hammerzeit. Downside is the chance the bag is punctured while getting out some aggression.

Its always a good day when your stuff hits the floor bottom down...and doesn't launch ingredients everywhere.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 09:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

You can practice Tong-bei quan striking this way. win win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9eUmw8C_8k

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 12:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

Chingchong bing bong!

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 11:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Biscuits?

Tell me you're Bri'ish without telling me you're Bri'ish......

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not British 🤠... unless you go back to when my people were exiled.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

Biscuit is the proper word to use, only Americans have bastardised the Queens. Everyone else in the Anglospere calls that a biscuit.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 14:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

what the fuck are you talking about? crushing crackers? fucking use a fucking thing retard

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:16:30 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not talking about crushing crackers. Those are for with cheese and dip etc and made of rice or something and thin.

Calling Milk Arrowroot biscuits "crackers" is retarded and frankly racist.

[ - ] AryanPrime -2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 16:02:32 ago (+0/-2)

"my offspring"

You mean your child? faggot don't use that kike language here

Also gowwithit posting first is suspect, always posts first on kike controlled subs

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

STFU schizo, OP doesn't want to tell you the age and gender of her kids because you'd probably stare at the pictures for an uncomfortable length of time.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:12:08 ago (+1/-0)

I don't like it either but I feel it's best to try and obfuscate personal details like the sex and age of my children (as often as I can remember to at least).