Female sperm has bugs in it. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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Female sperm has bugs in it.
submitted by NemesisPrime to whatever 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 10:23:12 ago (+2/-4) (whatever)

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 15:10:33 ago (+0/-0)

The jew itch.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

Centipedes? In my vagina?

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 14:49:45 ago (+3/-0)

Saber tooth crotch crickets

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 15:31:13 ago (+1/-0)

Still better than *moon crickets!*

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 16:12:55 ago (+1/-0)

Almost anything is better than moon crickets.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 13:38:54 ago (+2/-0)

Many such cases.
Sad.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 16:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

It's more likely than you think!

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 18:13:08 ago (+1/-0)

Well, millipedes, most of them.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 02:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

GIGAPEDES!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:02:29 ago (+2/-0)

The bugs are called A.I.D.S.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 11:40:53 ago (+0/-1)

Idiot