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Haven't drank in 5 days. Fuck it , it's going down niggers

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:13:32 ago (+17/-1)     (whatever)



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[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 22:19:35 ago (+6/-0)

keep off the jew juice.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 22:21:31 ago (+3/-0)

You seem quite homosexual but in this you are correct

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:36:41 ago (+2/-0)

Cheers!

[ - ] beece 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 20:50:33 ago (+2/-0)


Try and keep up Smedleys....

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 23:14:13 ago (+3/-1)

Jesus is with you. You never drink alone.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

Inshallah

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 00:03:32 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously go to a meeting. I don't, but if I were 5 days sober I would. I mean I did.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:27:24 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:35:51 ago (+2/-1)

Cheers faggot

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 02:03:41 ago (+1/-0)

The liver treats it as a toxin for a good reason

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:31:57 ago (+1/-0)

It was invented before the wheel

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:32:28 ago (+1/-1)

Try again someday
2-3 months you will see.
7-8 months even better.
Keep the shit reeled in before 15 beers every fucking day is the problem

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:35:16 ago (+1/-0)

I always stick by a quota less than that. Not including the flask bottle of whiskey i usually don't finish

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 22:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Did you really drink so much that 5 days is an accomplishment?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

Possibly

[ - ] anrach 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 01:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

Nice, now you can start a new hobby with all the dough you're going to save.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

I play bridge and have a typewriter

[ - ] alfonsohoover 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 01:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

Good luck for 2023, anon.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:28:30 ago (+1/-2)

Are you going to go dial on us?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:33:51 ago (+2/-0)

I might go Smedley, and you'll get photographs of typewriter prosetry, bright eyes songs though I hate that cocksucker Conor,and live updates of me trying to find my apartment with a fucked up hip

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:36:21 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:51:36 ago (+2/-1)

Dial wishes he could write something that retardedly coherent

[ - ] prototype 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 20:16:23 ago (+1/-0)

reads like something Theo wrote, only trashier. Well done.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:42:30 ago (+1/-0)

We're actually good friends. Need hang out IRL again. Inspired me to get back into writing and sobriety
He's rubbed (one) off on me

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:27:19 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm glad theo's not out there, a lone psychotic in the wilderness.

After getting to know him a little better, any time I read him, I always worried he'd be on the news in one of those floridaman situations such as being buck naked, high on meth, and eating someones face.

He's a wild guy with an underappreciated talent at turning a phrase.

How'd the hell you guys meet anyway.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:38:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's the thing. In this thing of ours, we can detach from reality, or relate, or post food recipes. He didn't answer my phone the other night, but blew up mine before that. Hope he's okay

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

"Hope he's okay."

He goes through these blowouts sometimes from what I can see. Don't know his situation but it always seemed kind of chaotic, in a good way.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 02:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

Well, go on