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Who knew @Paul_Neri's real name was Peter?

submitted by GrayDragon to soapdoxbanhammer 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:44:49 ago (+11/-1)     (communities.win)

https://communities.win/c/ConsumeProduct/p/16ZqYvOTZt/happy-wife/c/



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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:54:52 ago (+4/-0)

My friend's mom told her to marry someone who loves her more than she loves him and never marry someone who looks better than you.

I thought that lady was crazy but if I had known unlimited pie was an option I might have followed her advice.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:47:55 ago (+1/-0)

Her mom's been married to her husband for 30+ years.

Friends marriage who didn't listen to her lasted for 8-9 years.

I'm not saying the mother was right just that maybe she knows some things.

[ - ] JewChipper 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 14:35:06 ago (+1/-0)

My ex wife tried the toilet seat idea.

She received the modifier ex to her title.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 21:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

You got divorced over a toilet seat?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:55:53 ago (+1/-0)

He's very strange.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:55:03 ago (+0/-0)

Toilet seat requests are a symptom of a *much deeper, underlying cunting and cuntery. If she's bitch enough for that* she's more than bitch enough for a long list of other intolerable bullshitery, and she was.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:04:04 ago (+0/-0)

My dick's name is Peter.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

My peter's name is Dick.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:21:54 ago (+1/-0)

If he's a real Aussie his name is Peedar.

[ - ] JewChipper 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:51:32 ago (+1/-0)

Spelled P-E-D-O

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 18:09:42 ago (+0/-0)*

1. Uncomfortably close. I feel for that guy. My missus is the archetypal harridan. But she has her good points.

2. As coincidence would have it ... my second name is...Peter! You had a win!

[ - ] JewChipper 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:50:54 ago (+3/-0)*

Second name Peter, first name Shitcovered, last name *Eater.*

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 21:34:24 ago (+2/-0)

While reading your comment I was seeing and hearing the guy from the video! And I will from now on!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 21:37:02 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro - for undertaking to continuing to read my stuff.

[ - ] DogIegwarrior 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 12, 2023 15:49:49 ago (+1/-0)

It's pronounced, peetare.