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If you had a time machine and were dying would you let Jesus operate on you?
submitted by Monica to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:20:29 ago (+0/-2) (whatever)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 16:25:20 ago (+3/-0)

Jeebus was a carpenter. Not a surgeon so hell to the fuck no. Would you let a nigger do your taxes?

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 17:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NotAntifa75 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 22:21:24 ago (+2/-0)

Jesus would either perform a miracle or let me die. He would not operate on me.

[ - ] breh2 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:52:48 ago (+2/-0)

I would just go forward in time and hope niggers haven't destroyed civilization yet

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 19:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

Correct answer.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck off, rabbi.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 19:32:00 ago (+1/-0)*

@FreeinTX

Just say it . You would go back in time and let Jesus operate on you. Why is that so hard for you to say?

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 06:07:22 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever you say. Rabbi.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 21:53:40 ago (+0/-0)

You closet nigger lovers get so butthurt lol

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

Operate on?!

He didn't need to cut patients open like some kind of barbarian! He had EPIC HEALING SPELLZ!

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 16:09:48 ago (+2/-0)

He was a "psychic surgeon."

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 16:26:25 ago (+1/-0)

Also a necromancer!

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 19:32:34 ago (+0/-0)

jew magic!

[ - ] JewChipper 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:25:53 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not sick and I'm not gay so no.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

A+

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 17:50:21 ago (+2/-1)

I wouldn't let any fictional person operate on me. How would you even accomplish that?

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 22:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

I would. He made me.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 21:52:55 ago (+0/-0)

I'd let the easter bunny do it first

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 17:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

...not after reading the story of the "nut".

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If you had a time machine and were dying would you let Jesus operate on you? submitted by Monica to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:20:29 ago (+0/-2) (whatever)

If you had a time machine and were dying would you let Jesus operate on you?
submitted by Monica to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 15:20:29 ago (+0/-2) (whatever)