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You'll have to get an original used one off ebay and it'll probably need service work at this point. Hasbro stopped making air-pressurized water guns in ~2009. IIRC Hasbro was suing everyone who was trying to bring back 'off-brand' super-soaker variants because they still had the patent for the air-pressure system. I think the patent finally expired in ~2017. But no companies have tried (yet) to start making them air pressurized again for commercial sale. Hasbro would probably try to sue them anyway just stifle the competition.

I used my nephew's 'modern' super-soaker (made by Hasbro) recently, it was total dog shit, it was basically a blown up version of those tiny transparent water pistols that used to be everywhere.

If it were real, it shows the priest's complete lack of faith in his god and that the parents of the child are retarded.

Imagine believing your deity is omnipotent... But, he can only work his miracles if you sprinkle the water on the head a very specific way.
It's as if he's actually a Jealous Jew-God with no real power. Just the power to subvert civilization.

You nigger loving catholic unamerican scum and your "one true religion"

The sooner you traitors die off the better