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So, where is the big terrorist attack that was scheduled for today?

submitted by Sleazy to AskGoats 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:23:59 ago (+15/-0)     (AskGoats)

another nothing burger?


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 15 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:18:50 ago (+15/-0)

I think the biggest airline shut down since 9/11 means they had something planned and it didn't work out.

There is no fucking way a computer glitch shut down all flights thry probably had 9/11 2.0 in the works and some one chickend out or something

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 11 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:13:06 ago (+11/-0)

Any computer system of that size, competently managed, would have several layers of backups and likely localized control abilities as well as being able to side-step downed nodes and go back to a prior update with speed if an update got through a rigorous testing system complete with physical mock-ups of the computer system.

Then again it's all being taken over by niggers, jews, faggots, and various other shitskins so who knows anymore.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:13:26 ago (+1/-0)

Then again it's all being taken over by niggers, jews, faggots, and various other shitskins so who knows anymore.

And stronk waymens! It's usually black women that are put in charge, in a manager position. They are so incredibly stupid and are never qualified for any position that they are put in. If it was because of human error it would be because of one of them.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

There's a reason everything is falling apart. It's getting really obvious in things like supply, shipping, and programs.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:38:44 ago (+3/-0)

I don’t know if the computer glitch was real or on purpose. What I can tell you is that the system the FAA uses to publish NOTAMs went down. A NOTAM stands for Notice to Airmen. A NOTAM is published when something changes that is not annotated on any published aeronautical charts or publications. For instance, runway closures, navigation systems that are down, unlit towers in the vicinity of airfields. Without the ability for pilots to retrieve this information during preflight briefing they can’t safely make their flights. Therefore all air travel stopped.

Like I said, I don’t know why it happened but the result of the loss of NOTAMs is no flying.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:07:30 ago (+10/-0)

I'm running late, gimme a fucking break. This shit ain't as easy as it looks.

Edit: I'm fucking joking you God damn fed niggers. Don't kill anyone and blame it on ole Perry.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:05:08 ago (+6/-0)

The crisis actors called in sick so they grounded the planes with some retarded FAA stupidity instead, to similar effect.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:21:47 ago (+0/-0)

Most of the crisis actors have myocarditis or Bell's palsy. That's why they called in sick.

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:05:37 ago (+5/-0)

About 0500 FAA grounded all flights. Have anything to do with it? Test? Exercise?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:39:21 ago (+4/-0)

Shh!

Ixnay on the alkintay!

The edsfay aventhay retendedpay to indfay emthay etyay!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:32:42 ago (+3/-0)

Why was there supposed to be a terrorist attack today?

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:45:45 ago (+3/-0)

Some anon posted a 4chan style "watch this space" larp: https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=63b412c0e0336

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:54:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 03:31:01 ago (+0/-0)

"When there are dead niggers in Baltimore I will show myself. Should be between 9 to 11 eastern time."

On any given day there are dead niggers in Baltimore, just like on any given day there's some news that you could point at. So what's the big story? Grounded flights due to a computer glitch doesn't cut it.

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 03:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

The only glitch that happened yesterday was in their plans.

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:30:01 ago (+2/-0)

Ok man. You gotta fill us in now. Its the 12th. I've been waiting all week. Wtf happened and what was supposed to happen?

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:46:18 ago (+0/-0)

My predictions were based strictly on number sequences that I have witnessed in recent pop media. I expect another significant even in eleven days.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 06:05:58 ago (+1/-0)

Thats fine with me but you have to elaborate. You promised a post on the 12th. Op must deliver.

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 06:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

I'm of medium intellegence and I'm drunk and high on world class budds, give me a bit.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:13:17 ago (+0/-0)

i didn't get the memo

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:23:27 ago (+1/-0)

Wot?

Haven't been on voat much recently - obviously have some things to catch up on...

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:31:20 ago (+1/-0)

I drank cheap beer last night and this morning my ass exploded. I'm counting it as a terrorist attack.
Damn you PBR!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:03:19 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't hear anything about it. If the (((government))) says something is supposed to happen, then it's because (((they))) orchestrated it.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 18:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

another nothing burger?

Or do you mean "another nothing, burger?"

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Who says any such thing?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 15:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

someone posted anonymously here a while back claiming there was to be a terrorist event on 1/11/23 and made a claim that they would return to discuss it non-anonymously on 1/12/23

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:55:06 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 18:45:10 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you Ozark!

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't hear about it.