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Hitler had a beautiful wife but never put a kid in her.

submitted by Breeder to whatever 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 00:52:53 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

Discuss.


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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 04:28:53 ago (+2/-0)

Hitler was busy raising the Deutsches Reich and all of it’s volk.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:36:15 ago (+2/-0)

I think I remember reading in books by either his photographer, or pilot, (or both of them), that Hitler felt like marrying would put a huge burden on the wife due to his position. Or something like that. Didn't stop him from having Eva around as an unofficial wife though.

I imagine it was probably similar with kids. I feel like Hitler also lived for his work. I don't think he would have wanted the distractions of children. Just look at a lot of highly intelligent and career minded people today. So many don't have kids, or have only one, usually later in life.

There's probably some quotes to draw more insight from in other books, but what makes it hard about trying to learn anything about the man, is that the overwhelming majority of things written about him are jewish propaganda and bullshit conspiracy theories.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 06:39:36 ago (+0/-0)

"Just look at a lot of highly intelligent and career minded people today. So many don't have kids, or have only one, usually later in life."

No. Women have children, and they're putting money ahead of children and life when they choose money over children. They're narcissists.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:29:00 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine finding out, as an adult, that you are a direct descendent of Hitler.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 02:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

Did he have any surviving immediate family?
Stalin’s all seem to die except 1 I think.
Don’t think I could handle learning Lenin’s spawn made it, so I refuse to look it up.

I’d fly to Germany if I thought I could shake a direct relatives hand.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:30:21 ago (+1/-0)*

what's that again with 'making children'? Ever heard of 'chastity' and the huge advantages of it, physically and mentally? There is a time for everything, in other words.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:21:38 ago (+1/-0)

My memory is fuzzy on the subject. I remember in one of his speeches, or perhaps one of his letters that he said it was too late for him to have kids, or something of the sort like that.
If I had to guess, he might have been injured during his time fighting in WW1, but I can't be certain.

Give it a couple hours, if someone doesn't give you a decent answer, re-post the discussion at around 3PM east coast time tomorrow, there are typically more people online at that time.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:14:48 ago (+2/-1)

You don't know what happened in South America after the war. All he had after 1945 was time to fuck. The boys of Brazil could have been sons...or clones....you don't know

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 02:31:17 ago (+2/-0)

He would have been 58 +
Keep in mind the Germans were actually moral and traditional people. So no matter how possible it still might have been, it would obviously have been looked at and felt as highly unusual for many natural reasons, even by Hitler himself.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:00:15 ago (+1/-0)

Purportedly Hitler had a single, malformed testicle, which may not have survived his Creepy Pasta childhood and WWI trench warfare injuries intact and/or fully attached.

Apparently, adoption never presented itself as a feasible option. Cloning was another matter altogether.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 00:58:29 ago (+1/-0)

Nobody is building you a fucking cabin.

[ - ] Breeder [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:40:59 ago (+0/-0)

Good thing I build houses for a living 👌🏻

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

Are they made out of wood and petroleum products?

[ - ] Breeder [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 14:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

Sometimes.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

He was shootin' flickin blanks.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:06:03 ago (+0/-0)

I am Hitlers grandson.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 01:18:59 ago (+2/-0)

You misspelled "transon". yuk,yuk,yuk!!