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she uses them both

submitted by boekanier to whatever 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 04:46:18 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/l2e9gm.png



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[ - ] Peleg 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:48:28 ago (+9/-0)

Based on her appearance I'm thinking that when she is referring to her brains she means her butthole.

[ - ] Centaurus 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:45:44 ago (+5/-0)

Based on her appearance alone, I wish I was Brian.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:57:10 ago (+3/-0)

Well, one of them anyway, right?

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 18:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

There's just one problem here. She says "I have Brians..." but she never says what of Brians that she has. Maybe she's Brian?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 13, 2023 01:18:56 ago (+1/-0)*

Yes, and gazing into those vapid, empty eyes, it is could be concluded that the statement could be taken as a possesive clause, "I have Brian's..." but she didn't have enough cardboard to complete the sentence and tell us what, exactly, of Brian's she has.

She could just as easily have meant, "I have Brian's (penis floating in a jar of alcohol)". Poor Brian(s) may have stuck his/their dick(s) in crazy.

Or she could just be one more stupid cunt that can't spell. These days it could be either.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 13, 2023 03:04:08 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe it was something like this...

https://files.catbox.moe/n3yurb.jpg

[ - ] totes_magotes 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:20:47 ago (+6/-0)

She needs to wash one and unwash the other.

[ - ] NeonGreen 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:19:35 ago (+6/-0)

Well based on those skid marks on her arms. Someone uses one of them.

[ - ] Belfuro 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:23:48 ago (+6/-0)

Born to a different Era where young women are trained and protected from their own base nature's.

She would of been productive, healty, loved and safe.

In this Era she's a brain damaged wreck facing extinction and isolation.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 08:12:18 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 08:26:01 ago (+2/-0)

Is that the one in her +40s but photoshops to look like a teenager?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:27:37 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for the tip. She appears to be an onlyfans whore who shops herself to be much younger than she is.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 17:31:15 ago (+2/-0)

I don't care about coconuts, I want to see the melons.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 20:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:38:59 ago (+5/-0)

Obviously a low effort photoshop.

[ - ] totes_magotes 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:20:36 ago (+5/-0)

No, it's real, unfortunately. I forget who it is but I was looking up some other image and it was her (I didn't know it). She really is that stupid.

[ - ] boekanier [op] 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:42:53 ago (+3/-0)

they are that stupid, indeed.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 16:25:05 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure of you're just trolling me.

The sign comes from a picture from some obscure tumblr blog about whoring positivity:

https://archive.is/K4c7p

Here are the pictures in question:

https://files.catbox.moe/adtey5.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/jhgqwz.jpg

Also, this was posted on reddit about four months ago.

https://archive.is/ZFtg7

You can see the discussion about it being photoshopped there.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 17:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

I would say that a reverse image search would sort that out for you except the blogpost you linked says 2013 (you have to go to the live site) and tineye (which pulls up your "original" as well) says earliest is 2016. In any case, the person in the photo in question (in the white shirt) is called "Coconut Kitty". Search results have changed since the first time I saw this (maybe 6ish? months ago) and I have no desire to wade through an e-whore's images. However, if you want to replicate my original search (or at least try), you'll occasionally see an image of some woman in a white shirt making a heart symbol with her hands pressed up against her titty. That's her, Ms. Coconut. Find that image posted on reddit and you will find a user making a comment pointing to the original image which was on or near the the post with the image in this OP post. The date precedes what you posted. For what it's worth, it's far easier to skew something in photoshop (as you see in perspective in the image you posted) and make it look "real" than to straighten it and not have a bunch of shit artefacts which we clearly don't see in the OP's image. As such, I'm calling OP's the original sauce.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 13, 2023 17:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

So your theory is that the original sign was spelled incorrectly, and someone photoshopped it to be spelled correctly in other pictures? Even though you can clearly see the leg of the R attached to the A and a spot of the I next to the N? Even though that the "Coconut Kitty" person in question photoshops all of her images? So someone that photoshops every single image they create didn't photoshop this one to correct the spelling?

Bruh . . .

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

This pic looks shopped. This girl has very odd proportions.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 17:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

All of her images are shopped in one way or another. If you want to wade through a plethora of e-whore images, look up CoconutKitty and you'll see what I mean.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:09:13 ago (+3/-0)

....but brainless enough to litter her skin with ink...

[ - ] Ozark 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:17:05 ago (+3/-0)

Does she monetize her pussy?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:21:54 ago (+9/-0)

All women do.

[ - ] Ozark 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:27:04 ago (+9/-0)

They try. They aren't all sitting on a gold mine.

[ - ] Greasy 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:51:00 ago (+2/-0)

What a moran.

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

Have the Brians been identified yet?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:11:17 ago (+2/-0)

How many Brians does she have? Can I buy them on amazon?

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 08:19:10 ago (+2/-0)

Brians? lol

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 15:26:54 ago (+1/-0)

Uncle Ted was right about everything

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

She has photoshop

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

One way more than the other.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 12:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

Disgusting skank.
Go whore somewhere else.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

She has two simps named Brian.

[ - ] Lovemachine 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:25:43 ago (+1/-1)

..she just needs the vagina though.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 08:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

You could use a burger

[ - ] Hh 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

That's cool that she has two brains

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:58:49 ago (+3/-0)

There was no mention of "brains" in the image.

[ - ] HeyJames -2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 08:03:00 ago (+0/-2)

I hope she gets raped by niggers