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Why is my phone being a nigger?

submitted by Hoobeejoo to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:18:07 ago (+2/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Found an article that I think would be interesting reading. I tried to copy the link to catbox, but it was niggering. Then I tried to archive it, but archive was being a nigger.

Basically, any time I try to go to the catbox or archive link that I have created, it doesn't go to the link on my browser. It down loads it to my files and then won't even open up when click on it.

I have never had this happen before with links I've shared in the past.

I suppose I could just direct link, but that would make ME the nigger, and we cat have that.

Any ideas?


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[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:19:55 ago (+2/-0)

I have seen niggers on their phones. Buy a PC nigger.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:34:39 ago (+2/-0)

Need more info. This is like the lowbrow shit I would get back when I was T1 helpdesk. You have used words but said nothing.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:12:52 ago (+2/-0)

Did you find it raping White girls?

I often find my phone being a @paul_neri which would be behaving like an annoying faggot. I've always had 50%ish success with viewing archived posts. Sometimes on wifi my phone loads catbox very very slowly, I'll switch to my mobile network and it loads fast.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:14:19 ago (+3/-0)

nods in agreement while staring at phone

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

Is it black?

[ - ] Hoobeejoo [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:11:20 ago (+0/-0)

Well, yeah it is. But I got a White case for it. According to Paint Job Theory, that should've fixed it, but didnt.

[ - ] JewChipper 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:04:36 ago (+1/-0)

Oreo nigger.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:16:22 ago (+1/-0)

All phones are niggers

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 07:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

Throw it across the room.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

Why be a pussy?
Find some good cement stairs and see if you can ricochet it w few times on the corner where the stairs turn...
Extra bonus points if you get more than two ricochets and get it down the stairs with multiple stair bumps.
Bullseye status is when you can't find all the pieces it blew up so good.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:25:37 ago (+0/-0)

Might have had a recent update where an new "useful" feature changes the default behaviors of your machine.

I fucking hate modern programming practices.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 09:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

Your phone is being a phone. The problem is with the operator.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 10:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

I've considered that. I jut can't figure out what I'm doing wrong in comparison to every other time I have done it.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:01:30 ago (+0/-0)

That was once true. But we are in a dark time of nigger phones upon the earth...

Some phones are niggers. This is known.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 11:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

having the same problems.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 12, 2023 13:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

Be a nigger. See if we get same result.