Fourty years ago, my oldest brother bought me an E.T. birthday cake. - Upgoat

Fourty years ago, my oldest brother bought me an E.T. birthday cake.
submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:03:38 ago (+15/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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I found this on my front porch yesterday.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 09:23:37 ago (+4/-0)

That bong has never seen a gram of weed.

Wait until the ET remake comes out and you'll make a small fortune for it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 15:10:44 ago (+2/-0)

Does Whoopie Goldberg play E.T.?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 16:23:17 ago (+1/-0)

Play, implies she'd have to alter her appearance and character to be an alien. I'm pretty sure that thing isn't human.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 09:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

That's the plan.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 15:19:50 ago (+2/-0)

That’s degenerate shit right there.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 14:09:09 ago (+2/-0)

Are you one of those english buggerers that adds U to common words like forty, or color?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 17:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

I use a u in Fourty, and I'm a south Florida shit kicker. I didn't know about forty until now.

[ - ] SunDriedjews 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 19:46:28 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:10:31 ago (+2/-0)

What is it, a pipe?

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:12:36 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:25:33 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty cool.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 12:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

Luckily no niggers nearby.