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These hips do lie, waka, waka, waka

submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 10:01:06 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] yesiknow 10 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 10:10:25 ago (+10/-0)

My God, that's really an empty soulless woman. If her only reason for living is expensive watches and begging men to like her, maybe she should go live under a bridge.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:31:00 ago (+5/-0)

A product of the modern age.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:24:48 ago (+2/-0)

She's an untalented, materialistic parasite without understanding of the real world. Like all "celebrities," she exists only in her celebrity microcosm, far removed from the real world.

[ - ] DukeCanon 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:06:34 ago (+5/-0)

I have no idea who any of these people are

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:04:03 ago (+1/-0)

Blessed are thee.

I know the witch and wish I didn't.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:59:03 ago (+1/-0)

Aye, even she be worth a giggle now and then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxbBULX0Aw0

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:31:55 ago (+5/-0)

How can a 45 year old woman be worth two 22 year old? A woman's worth is literally directly tied to her age.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 05:54:50 ago (+0/-0)

Women answer questions with emotion, not logic. Females can only think emotionally not logically. I guarantee hee fans are agreeing with her which make her "feel" like she was right.

In a womans brain there is no reason for logic, everyone just tells them they are right even when they are not.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:47:42 ago (+1/-3)

Only if you have the values of a middle easterner or a shitskin or a nigger. White society is monogamous. It is the key to superior civilizations.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:54:18 ago (+5/-1)

It has little to do with values, more like basic common sense. The man is 10 years younger than her, he has a right to choose a child-bearer with lower health risks. The key to superior civilizations is healthy people and that doesn't come from 45 year old mothers.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 21:28:44 ago (+0/-1)

He doesnt have the right to do that at all. Thats polygyny. Its the cause of all our problems. This is typical behavior of spics not real whites. Italians do this too. Are you an italian? Probably.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 01:42:29 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Trumpman1488 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:02:45 ago (+3/-0)

LMAO COPE YOU USED UP NIGGER LOVER 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Egg_whitey 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:57:09 ago (+3/-0)

You married a chink. What makes you any better?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 01:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 10:42:59 ago (+4/-0)

I never heard of any of these people, but women's sexual market value degrades with age and sexual partners, so this quote makes no sense, unless the woman is younger than 22.

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:37:40 ago (+3/-0)

Any time a girl complains about a man choosing someone uglier than her -

Just think about how much of an insufferable bitch that girl had to be for the man to choose someone ugly over her.

The hotter and hotter they brag about being, is really bragging about how much more insufferable they really are.

[ - ] Allienonymus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:21:20 ago (+2/-0)

The irony is I would take almost any thin 22 year old who isn't mentally ill over the richest, most talented, famous 35 year old even. 45? Forget about it.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:03:04 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck trying to find a decent looking 22 year old woman who isn't a coal burning slut without an onlyfans account and a cock carousel count under 50.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 01:43:52 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:48:21 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking savage

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:47:40 ago (+2/-0)

Bitch has a gunt

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

This loud mouth was never anything more than a hoopty with a modified exhaust.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 14:59:50 ago (+1/-0)

wth is a twingo?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

I liked her songs. This part cannot be all that fake (she has no fear of her fans):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxvTmyKZzw&t=390s

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:23:16 ago (+2/-0)

[Blows vuvuzela in your eardrums] Waka WAKA!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 10:07:05 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure corporate people know how to spell official properly....

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 10:10:11 ago (+4/-0)

Unless its in Spanish

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

Look at you, mister world traveler.

In American: "Unless it's in Spanish."

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

A menos que sea en Español, maricón

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:05:32 ago (+0/-0)

Que!?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's weird that they Tweeted from the Spanish account in English, but I guess they were responding to an English Tweet by Shakira

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

It's spelled properly. Wait till you hear how it's pronounced.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:48:12 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t understand anything in that picture

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

My Casio Duro has kept perfect time for a year. My $400 Victorinox doesn't do that.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:49:13 ago (+0/-3)

I hate to defend shakira, but this guy is the degenerate. White men of low character support this sort of behavior.

[ - ] mainstreamsneeze 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:02:23 ago (+4/-0)

You are right, no healthy young man would seek a 40+ woman to start a family. Good thing he reconsidered.