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The most manly way to start a fire I have seen in a while

submitted by Glowbright to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:30:52 ago (+74/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ztvlkg.mp4

How does he not have women throwing themselves at him?


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[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:32:28 ago (+8/-0)

Physics lessons are fun.

[ - ] Bonlio99 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:19:05 ago (+7/-0)

Or… carry a lighter.
Stop making everything so fucking complicated

[ - ] ruck_feddit 15 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:01:31 ago (+15/-0)

Yeah, but what happens when you're out walking around and don't have a lighter but do have an anvil, hammer, iron rod, and some scrap 2x4's in your pocket? You need to adjust your EDC for the times.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:06:45 ago (+6/-0)

Word. Shit dawg, I never go anywhere without my smithing tools. I haul my anvil around on a back harness and do door-to-door blacksmithing.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:19:22 ago (+4/-0)

That's you? Swing by next week. My donkey threw a shoe.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 12:42:45 ago (+7/-0)

Guys with forges are hot!

[ - ] shigeridoo 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:01:27 ago (+4/-1)

Aren't you a bit old to be simp-baiting and thirstposting like this? Stone the harlot, inshallah.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 21:17:53 ago (+5/-0)

Typical jealous outburst from a guy that doesnt have a forge. You can barely manage the toaster oven. Is your manliest accomplishment a podcast? Oh dear.

[ - ] shigeridoo 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 00:17:45 ago (+3/-1)

As if the preferences of an old maid no one bothered to knock up while it was still possible matter. 😏

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:55:15 ago (+0/-0)

Silence you eggless whore. You are WORTHLESS!!!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:37:10 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] con77 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:53:55 ago (+5/-0)

Chop a grenade in half with a sword

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 11:53:21 ago (+4/-0)

Shotgun a can of kerosene

[ - ] FeedYourMead 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 13:07:55 ago (+3/-0)

Curiosity is peaked...

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 14:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

You ever had one of those leak in your pocket?

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:19:50 ago (+2/-0)

it burns

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

Zippo's? It's never happened to me, but I wouldn't be surprised. Is there a story behind your wet pocket experience?

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 20:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Over filled one once. The resulting thigh chemical burn was memorable 40 years later.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 05:40:40 ago (+1/-0)

Yeowch! Sensitive skin you've got there. I've never had that happen to me.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 23:54:05 ago (+0/-0)

No, but I do have them dry out because I dared leave it sit out for three days without use and without refilling it.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

He should have a wahmen doing kitchen work.
Value your fingers more

[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:40:11 ago (+1/-0)

Dude has a lot of confidence in his hammering skills.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:40:47 ago (+0/-0)*

Was afraid ths was going to be two mxns rubbing their diggernicks together. Thanks @diggernicks

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:47:36 ago (+0/-0)

He turned on the gas at the end. I’d have to be in a mega post-apocalyptic situation to do it that way, without the gas at the end.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:55:01 ago (+6/-0)

no that is the blower... that's a forced air coal forge

[ - ] shigeridoo -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:58:51 ago (+0/-1)

Yeesh. One false move and he goes from having two hands to 1.5 hands at best.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 21:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

One might assume a man with an anvil, forced air forge, a smithing hammer, 8 fingers, and two thumbs would be reeeally good at swinging.