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If four guys try to jump you what do you? What's the best self defense tool if a gun isn't a option?

submitted by anon to askanon 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 15:58:47 ago (+5/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 4056261 10 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:15:26 ago (+10/-0)

First, don't cower on the ground. Weakness is usually seen as an invitation for more violence.
Use anything at hand. Bottle, can, hands, feet, even dirt or sand (to throw in their face).
If you are asking about what carry weapon to use in crapholes like CA, then maybe a flashlight or something that could be legit to carry but also legit to use as a club. Problem is, democrats see any form of self defense as illegal, especially when you are white and the assailants are not.

[ - ] anon 4928856 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:56:31 ago (+7/-0)

And no body part is off limits either. Eyes should be gouged out, ears torn off, throats torn or crushed, balls stomped/crushed, fingers pulled back/snapped, etc. When you're outnumbered, there are no rules amd you fight to win or else you die. Killer instinct helps tremendously but in modern times, most don't have it.

[ - ] anon 4150055 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 20:11:47 ago (+1/-0)

Any physical violence has the capability to end your life, so you should not hesitate to fight as if your life depends on it, because it does. Even a shove can make you hit the back of your head on an object denser than the bone of your skull and kill you.

[ - ] anon 6034672 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 22:39:01 ago (+0/-0)

I agree I'd you think your life is over. But if you bit some idiots finger off and they wen the fight ther 100% going to maim you and seek revenge... if your going to die anyways ya go for it if you can run run.. if you can get a defensive position and then at some point play dead maybe that would work.

But passing off crazy retards by biting and poking an eye out is asking for some sinister revenge

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:16:29 ago (+8/-0)

[ - ] anon 7659754 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:32:26 ago (+3/-0)

Well fuck, I would leave that generously proportioned creature alone!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:39:14 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1399107 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:22:43 ago (+6/-0)

Can you use a knife? Spear point (or even karambit) in an ice pick grip could do you good. Learn how to use a butterfly knife if you want to intimidate some niggers. You might also pick up one of the military's field manuals on hand-to-hand combat. There might be free PDFs somewhere.

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:30:43 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] anon 3837153 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:47:14 ago (+2/-0)

Top Goat 👍🏻

[ - ] anon 7497243 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:11:47 ago (+6/-0)*

Depends on which four guys...

Just one dude blindsiding you can end you.

But four worthless niggers are child's play as long as you understand those niggers will try to cut you...so no mercy.

Any coach will tell you the answer is work on your running, son.

When you can run for a long time you have the ability to wear out your opponent before you fight him, lure him to a place of your advantage and pick off multiple pursuers one at a time... The fastest lightest ones first usually.

Brutally injure one so he needs immediate medical attention... Keep running.

Yeah. It's not like the movies.

[ - ] anon 2282564 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:32:14 ago (+2/-0)

Just review Saint Kyle's work

[ - ] anon 7497243 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

Requires an Assault rifle number 15 that has crossed seven hundred state lines and was stolen from an old man for the express purpose of mass murdering defenseless black people.

When you have this magic weapon, even though you shoot jews...they become black people in the news.

[ - ] anon 2517176 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:10:00 ago (+6/-0)

Fight dirty. Gouge eyes, rip nuts from their sack. Come with superior brutality and you won't have to fight all four.

[ - ] anon 2520943 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:04:47 ago (+5/-0)

First off the cardinal rule of existence is "eternal vigilance spares no free time"...always be prepared, alert and unforgiving, appear as someone who is not to be reckoned with...second, "situation awareness", never give the attacking mob an opportunity to surround you and ensure that you are on steady stable ground with sun or street lamps behind you so that the opposition is light blind, if you are on a patch of dry pavement surrounded by ice and snow then let your opponents struggle to stay upright without slipping, it's a great advantage, stsy on that patch...I don't know what your fighting skills consist of but having been jumped by 3 punks at once there's usually only one that can present a formidable offense and this is the one who counts and he gets the boots to the groin, solar plexus or jaw, if two at a time are in your face then sweep with a side kick to the side of the knee on the closest threat so that he falls into the other one. I've found that in most cases the other is too gutless to fill the void...weapons are good if you know how to use them and aren't turned against you. Sand, hot coffee, soda pop and even dog shit in the face will create an opportunity to counter an aggressor...and never underestimate the threat when it appears to be diminished, I've seen guys return with loaded shotguns, make sure they hurt real bad...I've had some serious situations and 3 times in all the brawls I've been in guys went to the hospital by ambulance with eyeballs hanging out and lacerations to the jaw area where their teeth and jaw bones mixed with their skin...I've seen my share of big mouths who weren't as tough as they thought they were. Also, there's a difference between "strong and tough", never let the size of an opponent deter you...same with tattoos...facial scars however tell a bigger story but in most cases tough guys don't look for scraps.

[ - ] anon 7659754 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:33:36 ago (+5/-0)

EPIC DANCE-OFF!!!

Wait, four guys? Isn't that some dumpy burger chain?

[ - ] anon 1677880 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:12:36 ago (+3/-0)

Bear spray. Won't hold them off forever but definitely long enough to make an escape

[ - ] anon 6625884 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:36:29 ago (+3/-0)

Appeal to their better nature and remind them of their civic duty.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 23:58:05 ago (+1/-0)

Too fuckin' funny!!

[ - ] anon 3465045 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

Let us know how this all works out irl please.

[ - ] anon 3499743 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 04:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. I have found that facts and reason work realy well.

[ - ] anon 5775044 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:25:45 ago (+2/-0)

Everything the boxing ref says not to do is what you do. Rabbit punches, hits below the waist, etc.

Also a bandana and an old lock. Have an old lock that you lost the key or combination to? Tie a bandana around it and go to work.

[ - ] anon 3181641 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:48:40 ago (+2/-0)

What about those punch knives? I thought about taking one while running.

[ - ] anon 2517176 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:02:19 ago (+3/-0)

Neck knives seem pretty legit. Go for the ankle, thigh, elbow, or throat.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 01:35:54 ago (+0/-0)

eyes

[ - ] anon 2805015 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:48:20 ago (+2/-0)

If they don't have knives or guns, I try to knock one out, keep retreating so they're forced to approach single file, if they spread out, try to drop another, rinse and repeat until victorious.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 23:54:27 ago (+1/-0)

Realize: Their is NO such thing as a fair fight,use any means necessary to achieve the goal,survival!

[ - ] anon 4352454 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 21:57:35 ago (+1/-0)

Drop your pants. They'll walk away.

[ - ] anon 1954252 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 09:03:46 ago (+0/-0)

run

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2023 01:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

hammer

[ - ] anon 2083438 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 22:39:57 ago (+0/-0)

Run.

[ - ] anon 3686733 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 20:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hmm.. I dunno. I’m 55 and I’ve been carrying the same pistol since I was 19. It has permanently deformed the meat around my waist. I’ve only had to pull it twice. Never shot anyone. Both times, I happened upon a young lady that was about to be raped. I find that pulling it out and letting it dangle while looking bored and annoyed will do the trick. I’ve never been jumped by a gang. I kinda wish I had been.

[ - ] anon 4141197 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 19:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

No gun? Stabby or a blunty.

No stabby or blunty?

Teeth and hands.

[ - ] anon 1231538 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:58:55 ago (+0/-0)

Why would a gun not be an option?

[ - ] anon 3449041 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

2 guns . Or bear spray

[ - ] anon 3596489 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:59:43 ago (+0/-0)*

Practice jogging and martial arts

First try to escape
Unless you're trained, and usually even if you're trained, because four is too many.

Try to get a stick or pole - you can hold off about eight people with those.

If unarmed, and no escape

You try to find a funneling limiting environment, like a doorway. Do not be encircled by four.

You try to get them lined up, move so that the end up positioning themselves in a line.

You find the weakest one and use them as a shield. Joint manipulation and sankyo. Throw your shield person into the strongest, or to the ground to trip the group.

For the second or third strongest either buckle their knee claw their eyes, or throat strike, rip off their nuts.

Try to block punches with your elbow - that breaks hands - if you break someone's hand grab it - they're your new shield.

Kick - stomp above the knee - people get their main strength from their legs.

Ideally you want to damage one or more and escape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZyxxipb1Mg

[ - ] anon 1860027 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

Tell the 3 weakest-looking ones that you heard the 4th one call them niggers, and not in the good way.
Make sure to yell, "WURL STARRRR!!!" as you film the ensuing hilarity.

[ - ] anon 3118042 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:21:07 ago (+0/-0)

Read "Stick Combatives" by Masaad Ayoob, and get an ask or oak baton.

[ - ] anon 3633250 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:04:15 ago (+0/-0)

Death blossom is the last resort.

[ - ] anon 3118042 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

That's a reference to an old movie called "The Last Starfighter"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YXobQ9Gi10

[ - ] anon 2517176 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 17:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

I love that movie

[ - ] anon 3740705 -2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 16:00:05 ago (+1/-3)

You should convince them that real punishment means living in a camp and that you’re allergic to cheesesteaks