Original post from WPD.Another person's work, I agree with the list and thought it was worth sharing. It's not about the gore, it's learning how not to end up like these usually unfortunate souls.
1. Stay aware of your surroundings.
2. Don’t ever get on a motorcycle.
3. Maybe avoid bicycles, too.
4. Never wear loose clothing around spinning machinery or moving parts.
5. Stay observant around heavy machinery and vehicles.
6. Electricity kills. Don’t fuck with it.
7. Don’t get mixed up with criminal stuff. Especially in Brazil.
8. Wear your seatbelt, keep your feet off the dash, and keep your body inside the car when it is moving.
9. Pay attention and stay alert while driving.
10. Learn to swim.
11. Always assume that the large truck can’t see or hear you.
12. Stay the fuck away from wild animals.
13. If you are going to fuck around and playfight with a friend, do so on grass, not concrete.
14. You won’t beat the train. Just wait.
15. Keep your kids close and keep your eyes on them at all times. Teach them how to swim and how to safely cross the road.
16. Don’t assume a vehicle will stop just because you have the right of way.
17. Never spend time around people who don’t value your life, either by driving recklessly, mishandling weapons, or instigating fights.
18. Don’t let your ego goad you into fights with strangers. You never know how far they’ll go. It’s never worth it.
19. If you live in an area with well regulated safety guidelines and building codes – be grateful.
20. Realize that sometimes you can do everything right and minimize all the risks — and a brick will still come flying through your windshield.
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 12 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 02:03:08 ago (+12/-0)
So you left out the most important lesson.
Ware your surroundings when near shit skins
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 09:12:23 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Allienonymus
[ - ] Allienonymus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 08:57:31 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Love240
[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 14:12:13 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 10 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 00:59:39 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 06:27:46 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] happytoes
[ - ] happytoes 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 08:43:41 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 09:15:44 ago (+4/-0)
The dumbest part was that my finger was cut as I was finishing my last cut and was turning the saw off.
Always waiting and watching is correct.
[ + ] pickingrinninspittin
[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 00:37:50 ago (+5/-0)*
My point being: You never see the runaway truck that kills you.
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 00:59:23 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 01:51:16 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 02:34:57 ago (+4/-0)
or just be a pussy your entire life
[ + ] Special_Prosecutor
[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 04:00:54 ago (+4/-1)
[ + ] pickingrinninspittin
[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 08:47:01 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 09:51:13 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 13:15:16 ago (+0/-0)
Young, male, 9000cc crotch-rocket, no training, no gear, and (somewhat weird) near cats.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 06:29:23 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 04:17:33 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] boekanier
[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 01:27:17 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 02:03:49 ago (+4/-0)
It might be the idiot that gets you killed.
Like that mexicunt that tried to prank her coworker by turning on the large mixing vat she was cleaning, that then proceeded to mix her body into bone putty
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 13:21:59 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 14:43:40 ago (+1/-0)
Replace standing for driving, and that's my policy driving in any snowstorm.
Except in Minnesota. Those fucks know how to drive.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 19:14:47 ago (+1/-0)
I was lucky in that not a single one of them hit me, though it was close a couple of times. A set of new tires on my FWD manual wagon + some shovels/planks/etc and my bike got me through that winter, though I did slip and fall a few times lol.
Managed to pull out a few White uni students as well. Kinda funny considering the wagon is smaller than most trucks that had gotten stuck.
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[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 10:23:01 ago (+1/-0)
That's before we get into hand grip and hand strength. If you need straps, you're lifting too heavy. Fat Grips are your friend.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 13:33:02 ago (+1/-0)
These machines have safety features as well. Use them and, low and behold!, they keep you safe if you fuck something up. Use/buy the machines with the safety stuff, know how to properly use the machine, and don't over-do it.
That and not being retarded, learn how to use each machine before actually using/buying it.
Picked up a set for my forearm/grip exercises, thinking that maybe it'll be used once and thrown on the "pile of shit that don't work".
Blew my fucking mind. It's stupid, but simple, in that simply increasing grip size does so much more for you.
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 13:26:19 ago (+1/-0)
Lol, I can attest to that. Tried to up my bench game by doubling my lifted weights. Worked for 2 weeks, then I couldn't bench press for 6 months. Gotta remember that you ain't 20 no more lol.
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[ + ] dontbeaphaggot
[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 11:45:19 ago (+2/-0)
..but as for the smell in the ICU's as death comes along for them, I personally like to think the smell comes from hell as the portal opens for the Reaper to come through and drag their soul into hell.
Sis in law knows what's happening with the terrified look in their eyes, but all other nurses pass it off as 'hysteria and delusion'
..fuck around & find out
ON YOUR DEATH BED
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 12:34:01 ago (+1/-0)
When it's at the end, do any of these patients receive clergy visitors for last rites or other similar events?
[ + ] dontbeaphaggot
[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 17:55:18 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 18:08:58 ago (+0/-0)
I would expect younger people would be more sinful, versus those at the end of their time that have prepared themselves for what's next. Doesn't seem to matter if they had their affairs in order or not.
Any idea of the religious makeup of those your family member saw?
Forgive the dumb questions; this is just a unique experience.
[ + ] KeepPoal4fags
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[ + ] VaccineWaters
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[ + ] kammmmak
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[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 13:19:17 ago (+1/-0)
I would also add:
Beware the nose.
Around blacks, never relax.
Life long biker so #2 and #3 is a common occurrence for me. #6 is how I used to make my money, so while I fully understand the dangers, I know how to keep myself safe.
Of course #20, Murphy's law, is an inherent property of the universe.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 14:47:39 ago (+0/-0)
Granted, everybody should have a "finger in the light socket" moment for a bit of exposure. Hell, most farm hot wire isn't strong enough to do actual damage, just cause a very unpleasant experience.
[ + ] SirNiggsalot
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[ + ] Crackinjokes
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