☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
50

Remember When Equifax ($28.3 Billion Market Cap) Was Hacked And Breached The Personal Financial Details Of 150 Million People? I Got My Class Action Settlement Check Today After 3½ Years... $17.61 ... THANKS JEWS!!!

submitted by Master_Foo to Jews 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 21:52:16 ago (+50/-0)     (Jews)



33 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:24:30 ago (+0/-1)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goy! The rest goes to reparations! Check your hooowyte privilege!!

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 06:15:00 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky! Mine was $5.21

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 15:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

@Breeder is a high roller at Dollar General now!

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 16:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

That's 30 rolls of toilet paper, my dude.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 16:24:06 ago (+0/-0)

Nah dude, that's 30 rolls of single ply. You can afford to splurge on 10 rolls of double ply now!

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 12:30:07 ago (+0/-0)

The only place I have to shit all day is in a Porta john. I see that dollar store TP as the best choice for the value. They used to be 4 rolls for a buck but now everything's $1.25 they made them 6 packs. It's a little less per roll but overall the sq ft per pack is consistent with the price raise.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 07:44:28 ago (+0/-0)*

I counseled my friends and family to not sign up for the suit because it would prevent them from suing if they incurred damage and if I remember correctly it required giving them too much information. Think about it, these fucks are collecting information on you and releasing it to others without yur consent.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

lmfao more like kikeFoo just found out about it now wants to play the victim

investing money in a known kike outfit? oh yea, totally based and redpilled

lmfao fucking larping kike faggot

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:00:58 ago (+0/-0)

I signed up for the Harbor Freight class action You had two options, just claim you bought something there and get a $20.00 gift card, or provide receipts that stated (you saved xxx) and they gave you a small percentage in cash or if you chose a gift card it had a 20% multiplier. I sent them over 11 pages of scanned receipts. It took over two years but the lawyers told me that I had one of the largest payouts, It was at least a $600 gift card. I was able to buy one of their big Yukon rolling tool chests with a butcher block top and a 29 gallon air compressor with the card. Using 20% off coupons of course.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:05:10 ago (+4/-1)

Dude,you're nigger rich!

Go get ya' some chicken & biscuits.

Don't forget the "Bull" Schultz Malt Liquor.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:07:23 ago (+4/-0)

LOL, I was JUST thinking right now that I'd use the money to go to McDonald's and buy what USED to be a $0.99 cheeseburger.
Maybe now I can afford half of a cheeseburger. I'll ask them not to put onion and pickle on it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:37:17 ago (+2/-0)

what USED to be a $0.99 cheeseburger.

Me and the guy's would do a call-ahead order as soon as day shift left for 150-200 cheeseburgers back when they had $0.20 cheeseburger tuesdays. Lunch would roll around, send the new guy with ~$50 bucks to pick them up, eat cheeseburgers for the rest of the day for the whole crew.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 02:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

I was a teenager working the make line back when they had 20cent Tuesdays. We fucking hated you. I didn't participate, but I promise horrible shit happened to a lot of those burgers.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 02:20:31 ago (+0/-0)

I worked in a pizza shop in a town with more churches than houses. Sundays were hell on earth. Usually at least one of the churches had an after event going on and would order 100+ pizzas.

We never molested those pies in any way, but we sure did bitch the entire time.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 03:31:48 ago (+0/-0)

It was an on-base macca's, so basically spouses only. That and we called several hours ahead of time to give them a head's up. They knew us and we knew them as well.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:58:43 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Monica -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:12:24 ago (+0/-1)

Aw hellz naw. You best be get'n dat Popeyez niggah.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:30:42 ago (+0/-1)

Popeye sum rytch ass chackin yall niggaz needuh gitchew sum churches niggaaaaa!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:15:42 ago (+3/-0)

Schlitz Malt Liquor? Lol I remember those commercials. But for nignogs, St Ides is more apropos.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

Mad Dawg 20/20

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:35:25 ago (+0/-1)

Whard deyt sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit clear up uhh uhhh nigga vision gnome seyin?!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:16:56 ago (+0/-0)

FIRE BREWED

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:34:41 ago (+0/-1)

Yooo aint keepin it reeeaaaal!

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:45:10 ago (+2/-1)

Be sure to get some scratch-offs while you're there

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yep,damn good investment.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:28:33 ago (+0/-1)

Owwwww heyyylzzz muffuckin yeeeeyaahhhhh urrbuddy gittin tipseh! Gnome seyin?!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:44:03 ago (+6/-0)

Isn't it amazing, your personal financial details are worth 17 bucks. The hours you had to spend checking on it and changing passwords......worth 17 bucks.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 22:55:20 ago (+7/-0)*

When this issue was still hot, the legal team that was signing everyone up for the class action was saying "Oh, yeah, if this happened, you'll get $1,200 and if that happened you'll get an additional $500." IIRC, I had a few thousand on it's way.
It wasn't much, but all I wanted was to bleed Equifax until they were petrified corpses.

I guess I got what was left over after the Jews got their share.

But, at least Equifax is still chugging along and worth $28 billion, right goys‽

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 23:38:45 ago (+4/-0)

But, at least Equifax is still chugging along and worth $28 billion, right goys‽

Too big to fail!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:29:26 ago (+0/-0)

Synd maor munny yookrane?!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 17:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

Tell you what, you send me your name, birth date, social security number, and every detail about your personal finance and credit history and I'll send you $17. The risk is only $17 so you should have no argument against this deal. Right?

Fuck it, I'll give you $20 so you can be confident that you'll come out ahead in this deal.