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Buzz Aldrin, 93, Marries Absolute GILF Smoke Show 30 Years His Junior

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 07:47:09 ago (+15/-5)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2023/01/21/astronaut-buzz-aldrin-marries-girlfriend-anca-faur-on-his-93rd-birthday/



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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 10 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:20:11 ago (+10/-0)

She was 9 years old when he was walking on the moon.

Anyway, good for Buzz.

[ - ] shitface9000 -3 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 15:40:38 ago (+0/-3)

Except he wasn't walking on the moon

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 22, 2023 01:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

https://science.thewire.in/the-sciences/apollo-11-van-allen-radiation-belts-translunar-injection/

"Some people believe we never went to the Moon because of the existence of the Van Allen radiation belts."

[ - ] Barfcock19 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 10:15:19 ago (+10/-1)

Her love is as real as the moon landing.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 11:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

Wut? You don't trust the science LOL.

[ - ] ItsBacon 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:32:13 ago (+7/-0)

Science can rebuild her face but can't rebuild a lunar lander.

[ - ] shigeridoo 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:19:49 ago (+8/-1)

Imagine the litany of self lubrication products ordered to their honeymoon hotel suite 🤢

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 13:39:21 ago (+1/-1)

I would bet they brought in a black bull and this cuck sat in the corner and watched.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 15:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

What do you have against Buzz Aldrin?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 2.4 yearsJan 22, 2023 01:44:41 ago (+0/-1)

He's a scam artist?

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 10:04:31 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 15:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I"m thinking this is the reason, but oh well I assume his kids are old at this point.

[ - ] Monica 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:58:42 ago (+7/-2)

She's as ugly as him.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:15:39 ago (+4/-3)

Haters gonna hate

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 12:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers gonna nig.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 13:26:36 ago (+2/-0)

She got plastic face bad

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 12:48:11 ago (+2/-0)

Buzz bought the last hooker he'll ever need, put her on full retainer, for the next three years with a projected payback on investment in the millions...for her.

[ - ] rhy 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 09:41:34 ago (+5/-4)

Imagine believing this fucking imbecile landed on the moon. 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 12:09:23 ago (+6/-0)

That's ridiculous, nobody thinks you walked on the moon.

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 07:55:20 ago (+5/-4)

Being a freemason has its perks.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:05:35 ago (+4/-0)

Being a freemason has its perks.

at his age i dont think he has the strength to get it up even with viagra. i mean lets be honest he could drop at any time now

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 07:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

why?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 07:53:41 ago (+7/-0)

She probably told him she’d stop having hot viagra sex with him until he made an honest granny of her.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 08:04:02 ago (+1/-0)

too funny

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 15:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

Old people have more trad morals than young people even when the old people are in a nursing home.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 16:42:57 ago (+0/-0)

"63 year old gilf smokeshow"
lol yeah ok, let's see her without any make up.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 12:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

Couple a grave robbers.
93 and smiling. If it gets you through the night, its alright.

[ - ] gaybeeye -1 points 2.4 yearsJan 21, 2023 12:05:07 ago (+0/-1)