have you killed an invader yet today? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

have you killed an invader yet today?
submitted by Sleazy to AskGoats 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 22:55:59 ago (+3/-3) (AskGoats)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 00:15:59 ago (+4/-0)

I killed their self image simply by existing

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:21:56 ago (+2/-0)

Fun facts: https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/03/01/most-violent-and-property-crimes-in-the-u-s-go-unsolved/

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:24:13 ago (+1/-0)

Cops are fucking useless tax consumers

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:36:47 ago (+4/-0)

Not totally useless. They provide entertainment. One of the advantages of living in shit areas is Ive seen cops tackle down someone twice.

One guy on his bike coming from a drug house .

Another time some fat (crackhead? ) bitch opened our door started yelling then ran out .Fortunatley a cop was passing as I was running after her so I waved him down told him what happened then watched as he u turned got out of his car when dumbass tried flailing at him and then he tackled her when she tried to run from him.

I feel Ive gotten some of my moneys worth.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 00:11:27 ago (+2/-0)

I appreciate that your nature is to address this kind of bullshit when you encounter it. I think you've made a few posts where I noticed this.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 00:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nah

There's alot of old people here

They die pretty regularly

No more no less

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

It's mostly old ass boomers around here

So if the cops and ambulance get sent out 90% of the time it's bc someone died

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 00:17:40 ago (+1/-0)

Someone on here asked awhile ago if any of us has noticed an uptick in ambulances going. Have you noticed more ambulances lately? I did but it was mainly oct-nov.Its calmed down since then.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 13:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

Ass boomers are the worst kind of boomers.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:32:19 ago (+1/-0)

fucking a

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:12:34 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. I killed a yellow sac spider today in my bathroom. Fucker was just hanging out being all comfy like he owned the place which led to a swift and merciless eviction. Yellow sac spiders are assholes, because they bite just to bite. Dicks.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:06:19 ago (+1/-0)

Don't talk about Fight Club.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:31:44 ago (+3/-0)

fuck your fag club, faggot

[ + ] 3Whuurs

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2023 23:37:11 ago (+0/-0)

Got pictures?

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 00:02:38 ago (+0/-0)

Don't forget to use protection whilst fucking

[ + ] diggernicks