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[ - ] Deathstalker -2 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 12:27:07 ago (+0/-2)

Oil is fossil fuel made from the garden of Eden. That's why there's so much in the middle east. It's the forbidden fruit and you sinners can't stop stealing it. You're all going to hell to boil in a lake of shit while Greta Thunberg stabs you in the ass with a red hot pitch fork.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum -1 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 09:35:08 ago (+0/-1)

Am a direct descendant of Mayflower passenger William Brewster, so am an umpteenth cousin of several Rockefellers. But that’s via their maternal line. So I don’t know nothin about no fossil lies, nor that black oil on the X-Files.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

More oil is above ground (contained)currently than what is ever claimed as National Reserve.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 14:04:13 ago (+0/-0)

I'll take (((manipulation))) for 1000 alex

[ - ] qwop 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:49:36 ago (+0/-0)*

Watch about 7 minutes here (time stamp 1h 18mins to 1h 25mins), from the documentary "The Uncertainty has Settled". Good movie, but this bit is especially interesting with regards to the origin of oil:

https://youtu.be/GuoxLggqI_g?t=4726

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 12:13:02 ago (+0/-0)

A jewTube short? No.

How about a downloadable version so I can save a copy for myself and future generations?

[ - ] rectangle 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 12:36:45 ago (+0/-0)*

You can re-write the URL before loading the page. Get the 'tampermonkey' browser extension, then you can use this script to avoid youtube shorts:

// UserScript
// @name Youtube Shorts
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net
// @description never watch "youtube shorts"...
// @version 0.1
// @author rectangle
// @match https://www.youtube.com/shorts
// @icon https://www.youtube.com/favicon.ico
// @grant none
// @run-at document-start
// /UserScript

(function() {
var URLPath = location.href.replace("shorts", "v")
window.location.href = URLPath
})();

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 12:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

This is helpful, so thank you.

However it still panders to the jew.

We have to remove these videos from the jew platforms and post them to White friendly platforms which support downloading.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 17:21:34 ago (+0/-0)

Oil mostly comes from decayed plant matter, it is constantly being produced.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 09:28:46 ago (+3/-2)

Dinosaurs are fake and gay

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 09:43:55 ago (+2/-0)

dinosaurs made it to the moon first

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 10:14:21 ago (+3/-0)

NUKE THE MOON DINOS!

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:35:43 ago (+0/-0)

There's no end to retarded flat earther comments.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 12:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

The irony of trust the science people making fun of flat earth is mind numbing. No person who believes in the white western worlds version of spice would ever get emotional about some one questioning the main stream narrative. I don't care how obvious you think the science is there is always room to question the science and run more experiments come up with new theories

You fucking idiots who emotionally attack flat earth people don't see how stupid you look.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 16:23:24 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm definitely OK questioning things and have even gone down that path myself, spending time exploring FE even to such an extent I'm embarrassed to admit publicly.

What ive uncovered is that even the most feeble minded aught to return back to round earth, after a reasonable dig.

Sadly flat earthers have no integrity to do this.

The reason they can't return is because there is something else wrong with them.

Most major conspiracies are true. Although I'm still on the fence about shape-shifters. The flat earth religion is observably false. In order to maintain the flat earth charade one must make believe great fantasies such as a light bending dome, with evil overlords, and they imagine only men who have escaped platos cave can see the earth is flat. It must be so flattering to imagine yourself elite amongst the few. But there is actually something wrong with you. You are tied up with the idea thst you are a slave. That is the root thought, that the entire FE belief system is based off of. Admit it. Your sponsoring belief is that you are in jail, and you believe that first and foremost before anything else.

Why Australians see an entirely different constellation than in America? It is because the earth is round, and it is your brain that is in jail. So you reject everything that stands in contrast to that and accept everything that falls within your paradigm. It's no different than any religion.

One day you will sharpen your observational skills and hone in on yourself to recognize what you are doing to yourself. You are secretly basing this entire theory on something totally unrelated. Some other thought that has nothing to do with rockets or light.

[ - ] TankTinker 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 15:13:49 ago (+1/-0)*

The theory is planetary systems form when particles of super compressed matter from black holes that reside at the center of spiral galaxies, travel outwardly along the galaxy's spiral arms in ever expanding emission nebula, that in the Earth's case hydrocarbon formed in the expansion precipitated onto the new planetary surface and became buried by infall.

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq7pdh1R/M51.jpg
Galaxy M51 - Emission Nebulae are the red bits in the disc.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 16:23:23 ago (+3/-0)*

Flat Earthers are retards.
The earth is hollow. The dinosaurs moved into the hole and built a civilization there. The oil comes from the dinosaur's septic tanks.

[ - ] Mr_ 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 09:59:52 ago (+6/-0)

I’m not watching a YouTube short. No one in the industry thinks it’s from dinos. It’s well established that biomarkers suggest microorganisms as a source, so plankton, bacteria, algae etc.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 10:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you know or thing or two about it. What's your take on the theory that oil is naturally occurring in the mantle and forced up via pressure?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 10:42:54 ago (+7/-0)

I’m not that dude but I’ll answer your question. I don’t believe there has been enough plant life in the history of earth to even come close to being able to turn into the amount of oil being used in this day and age. It doesn’t make sense to believe that. The earth makes oil. I just looked up US oil consumption per day and it’s 19 million barrels. There’s no way it’s from that. Shit is going on deep in the earth and one of those things that’s going on is oil being produced.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:24:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, agreed. From a logical standpoint it's the only thing that makes sense. I'd love to see proper studies on it, but you know anyone trying to get a research grant with that hypothesis would be snubbed.

[ - ] Lovemachine 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:29:24 ago (+1/-0)

I agree to. That's why the dwarves had to seal off volcano entrances with an invisibility spell. You two fuckwits are a team and I'm on to you.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

Balrogs produce oil, confirmed?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 15:50:34 ago (+0/-0)

Oil is balrog piss. They had some huge parties back in the day, and all that oil is a byproduct of balrogs going on benders.

[ - ] Mr_ 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 11:40:40 ago (+5/-0)

I did some post graduate work in geology, which as y’all know is basically part real science part imagination to bridge gaps in measurable data. I know that the volume of oil entering the Gulf of Mexico through natural seeps is more then what is extracted. The numbers are huge. Also stories about onshore wells being shut down due to being measurable empty, then 5-50 years later are completely full and productive again is very common. Which that makes me think something like you said, sourced deeper and pushed up. I don’t think any of the models to explain oil genesis make much sense, so honestly I’m not sure what I believe. Could be naturally occurring, could be a byproduct of underground microbes, could be from the magical “eons” used to explain a lot of geology. Paid research is what you think it is, so we may never have “official” answers.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 16:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

It's aliens trying to give us a hand up!

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 24, 2023 13:48:08 ago (+0/-0)

And from the carboniferus epoch