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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 23:35:08 ago (+4/-0)

Tell me you're an ape fucker without telling me you're an ape fucker.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 23:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

I think "domesticated sex" i.e. sex between married couples should be banned because sex is something wild and primitive. It's obscene that married couples, like you and your missus, need engage in bawdy little pantomimes to get your libido interested.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 23:57:38 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing like what you imagine between the Mrs. and I occurs. You've got it all wrong.

Take it for what it's worth, cobber. I don't have the statistics handy at the moment and something like 4 out of 5 sheboons in the US have herpes.

Don't know what it's like in AUS and I'd advise you to steer clear.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 00:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry I thought you told me once you wife asks you to dress up like a Pirate before...

Men should always use condoms.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 00:13:07 ago (+2/-0)

Don't recall that conversation and I do remember you saying something about how no one wanted to hear about my sex life the last time I responded to one of your imagined conjectures concerning fetishes.

As for the condom bit, I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there.

Not for me and you do you, cobber.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 02:23:05 ago (+2/-0)

Bet thats not what you tell all the little boys before you fuck them!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 23:44:10 ago (+0/-1)

Cynabuns speaking: "That is deplorable language Mr Fascinus but then...Hillary said you were deplorable!".

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 23:49:29 ago (+2/-0)

Kinda miss her sometimes.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 00:16:39 ago (+1/-0)

As in lots

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 01:17:26 ago (+2/-0)

You're right, I can't think of anything prettier than a jew breeding one, their babies are sooooo beautiful! I hope they do it more.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 29, 2023 01:40:36 ago (+2/-0)