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Say a Catholic prayer for the @diggernicks family, they are dealing with some heavy stuff.

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 05:52:26 ago (+42/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rfhu0z.mp4



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[ - ] TheYiddler 12 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 06:19:04 ago (+13/-1)

I feel disgusting if I'm ten pounds overweight. Fats are an abomination.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:53:27 ago (+3/-0)

But the luciferian government says everyone is healthy at any weight, and some people just love the government no matter what it is in it's seat.

[ - ] coldsoak 10 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 06:04:07 ago (+10/-0)

Going down to the exercise room, never mentioned once. I'm surprised that "a little snack" wasn't needed during this crisis. When the bed moves out of the way before you can get into it, that's a sign right there,

[ - ] GrayDragon 11 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:42:26 ago (+11/-0)

"When the bed moves out of the way before you can get into it, that's a sign right there."

I think there may have been earlier signs.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:02:46 ago (+4/-0)

like 300 lbs ago

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 6 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:35:34 ago (+6/-0)

More like 450. She must be 600.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 12:55:52 ago (+2/-0)

Well, considering the show is called "My 600lb Life"....

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 11:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

Im going to say more.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 9 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 06:39:24 ago (+9/-0)

is diggernicks the mom or the daughter?

[ - ] Prairie 7 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:39:42 ago (+7/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] dulcima 9 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 05:57:53 ago (+9/-0)

Just push it out of the window.

[ - ] goatfugee12 5 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:48:44 ago (+5/-0)

dude there could 22 kids walking under that window, pretty sure she can smush them all.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:11:53 ago (+4/-0)

Maybe they're niggers

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:44:38 ago (+4/-0)

PUSH PUSH!

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 13:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

Oops... they were jews.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 06:07:18 ago (+9/-1)

God, I know we don't talk much anymore. You know I never ask you for anything, but just this once I need your help. Please God, give that fat bitch a heart attack and put it out of it's family's misery.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 6 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:08:35 ago (+6/-0)

"Harbleblebleble" <- The only thing I hear when a fat chick speaks.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:58:01 ago (+1/-0)

Chick?

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:26:24 ago (+5/-0)

Did I see the subtitles correctly...that hamplanet has kids?

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 11:33:51 ago (+3/-0)

That's a long swim for a sperm.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 12:18:07 ago (+1/-0)

No. It has pickaninnies.

[ - ] Breeder 5 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:30:43 ago (+5/-0)

Why didn't they just push ol' niggerdicks onto the bed?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:08:19 ago (+4/-0)

I've known a couple fat fucks that complain like this and I immediately want to murder. They weren't nearly this fat but they lose it over the tiniest little things and expect everyone, even strangers to baby them. It's insane.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 06:58:44 ago (+3/-0)

america, fuck yeah XD

greetings from Germany.

the fattest Person i have ever seen in person wasnt even half her size.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:11:38 ago (+8/-0)

Y'all are known for scat porn, you sure you want to cast stones?

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:14:49 ago (+3/-0)

thats the dutch you are thinking of.

but unlike you i am not a connaisseure of shit.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 21:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

The only person I've ever seen on video "eating human shit" was a German woman. But don't worry, the Japs rolled over you guys in that department long ago.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 10, 2023 02:25:16 ago (+0/-0)

do you know that japanese medieval painting of a woman fucking a squid??? XD

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:54:33 ago (+2/-0)

Kuwaitis are even fatter than Americans

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

its not just that. fat arabs have the least muscle i have ever seen on a person. they are a class of their own. shoulders like a kid, but bellies like amn elephant. arabs are DISGUSTING!!!

i live in a place that many tourists visit, so i see people from all around the world, and you are right, arabs are the weakest and ugliest ones. (well niGGers are uglier, but they are usually not as... weak soft tame useless..wouldnt ever buy an arab slave =)

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 13:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

"I had to hold my whole body weight up!"

Um... Yeah?

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 11:35:46 ago (+2/-0)

Great body and a winning personality, what a catch.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:04:48 ago (+2/-0)

@diggernicks is the father of its kids

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:41:26 ago (+0/-0)

Or the mother. I can't tell at that size.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:58:24 ago (+2/-0)

How do these creatures have kids?

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 15:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

"The Love Broom" (no, don't look it up)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 10, 2023 09:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not going to look it up. Explain here what it is, unless too sick.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 10, 2023 15:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

Incoming Ancient Copypasta (don't say I didn't warn you):

"A little background: My best friend is a nurse, and this experience turned her into a shitlord. She used to be a sympathizer, but after this experience she saw the light.

So a hugeee lady comes in the hospital complaining of inflammation of her nether regions, and now she's having problems peeing. The gyno is called in for her expertise because the ham seems to be in a ton of pain. The beast had to be at least 400lb and about 5'5" and her husband was about half her weight and only an inch taller. As the doctor is asking questions, it's revealed that this lady has been trying to conceive a child for quite some time (they're both about mid twenties). So this lady has a huge fupa and the gyno couldn't lift it up without some help, so my best friend lifts up this huge amount of fat just so the gyno can look at this ham's vag. When the nurse lifts the flab, there's a huge blue-green flaky line horizontally across her body underneath her fupa.

The gyno is freaking out, she's never seen this type of mold on a human before and she's worried that it's causing the hambeast's pain. She's inspecting it and finds that it flakes right off the skin. She asks the ham about it and the ham explains it's from the broom. Wait...what? The ham explains that her husband can't reach her vagina to conceive a child, so the husband's mother takes a broom, shoves it under the ham's fupa, and lifts it up so the husband can penetrate her. So the husband's mother has been doing this so often with the blue green broom, that the paint has started to chip away and stick to the ham's skin.

Can we let that sink in for a moment? This woman is so fat, her husband's mother has to help them have sex...with a broom!!!!

Needless to say, after that my friend lost all respect for humongous people."

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 10, 2023 18:35:30 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, that was fucking disgusting on multiple levels. I know you warned me, so I’m to blame for asking, but I wished you hadn’t explained it!

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

I've always wondered how people get to this point. If my pants start fitting too tight I know it's time to fix it. How do you gain six hundred pounds

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 2 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 09:09:43 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of negativity here.

Personally i think she makes everyone else look sane and less fat.

What a trainweck. She needs more than liposuction.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 16:37:33 ago (+1/-0)

MOOOOOOOOO MOOOOO MOOO MOOOOOOO

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

Trying to roll a lead beach ball onto a wheeled bed.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:34:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm going to need a little help here. I'm not familiar with catholic chants. Does this call for a bunch of them long, just throw it up and hope, passes? That hail Mary stuff? I don't even know how that goes? But is that what we need to do for @diggernicks?

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 18:32:57 ago (+0/-0)

Why do they put up with that fat bitches attitude? Just throw her to the streets.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 15:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

"Muh back hurts I cayn't hardly breeve!" Yet it seems to have plenty of air to yell 5 seconds later when nobody's buying it's bullshit.

It literally has the mentality of a child. Try to garner pity so others will everything for it, and when that doesn't work, switch to impotent rage.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 12:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

Just kill it.

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 12:08:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dozentuple bypass surgery might be helpful at this point

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 11:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

Charlie's sick of her shit.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior -3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 9, 2023 08:34:42 ago (+1/-4)

A catholic prayer you say? OK.

Dear lord, please look after diggernick's kids, let them enjoy being diddled by your priest, and grant them the decency of letting them have a reach-around. In the name of the father's penis, the son's anus, and the holy orgasm, amen.