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Russia can't into space

submitted by NukeAmerica to whatever 2.4 yearsFeb 13, 2023 06:21:43 ago (+21/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 6 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 07:40:40 ago (+6/-0)

I like the toot at the end.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 08:44:20 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not a rocket sexologist but I don't think your mother goes bang like that at the end.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 08:44:29 ago (+1/-0)

No FTS? Wow.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 09:01:21 ago (+3/-0)

Webm no good.

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 10:19:04 ago (+1/-0)

Let's go to Mars and find more jews

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 10:34:21 ago (+1/-0)

Round em all up send em to Mars so they can jew aliens?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 13:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 13:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

Let's go to jupiter to get moar stoopiter!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 10:32:38 ago (+1/-0)

Was that the 🤡 🌎 HoNk at the end?

Russia is doing it wrong if recent 🤡 🌎 has taught us anything you just need a balloon and it'd coincidentally get blown 7000 miles off course and no countries in between catch it floating in the air.

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ - ] ModernGuilt 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 12:03:35 ago (+5/-0)

Cope post. Russia has been competent at getting to space longer than America. If it wasn't for elon, we'd still be reliant on them to get to iss

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 13:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Rocketry is inherently dangerous. These things can, and will, happen.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 17:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

You mean the sound studio and the giant swimming pool?

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 14, 2023 01:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

This is the cope post. Imagine falling for Bolshevik propaganda and then believing in kike propaganda about the gatekeeping kike Elon.

Why do so many goats lack fundamental thinking skills. Also this isn't like u/UncleDoug

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 14:20:45 ago (+0/-0)

Haha nice.

But actually, Russia absolutely can in to space. They're developments in rocket technology have directly helped America's efforts for in to space. (See the advancement to the shuttle engines helped after we discovered Russian rocket engines after the wall fell.)

And then remember that famous Steve Buscemi quote from 'Armageddon': Something about a huge stack of explosives in a machine with a billion moving parts all built by the lowest bidder. Unfortunately jew business practices infect Russia as well.

And I bet this is the direct result of jews.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 14, 2023 01:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

No they absolutely can not because every single thing you think you know about space was provided to you via kike propaganda. Nobody has been to space, especially the Bolsheviks in Russia.

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 16:47:14 ago (+1/-0)





Russia is a leading producer of coal, diamonds, aluminum, asbestos, gemstones, diamonds, lime, lead, gypsum, iron ore, bauxite, gallium, boron, mica, natural gas, potash, platinum, oil, rare earth metals, pig iron, peat, nitrogen, cadmium, arsenic, magnesium, molybdenum, phosphate, sulfur, titanium sponge, silicon, uranium, tellurium, vanadium, tungsten, cobalt, graphite, silver, vermiculite, selenium, rhenium, copper, and gold.

They produced an estimated 91.16 tons of palladium and 25.9 tons of platinum in the year 2014.
The country produced an estimated 22,707 billion cubic feet in gas in 2014. The country produces about 19% of global output.

Russia produced an estimated 579.8 million tons of oil in 2014. Russia is thought to have an estimated 25-40% of global unmined gold reserves.

The Russian Federation is the sixth largest gold producer in the world with an estimated 249 tons produced in 2017 alone.

The United States has bombed most countries around they world and stole their natural resources for over 100 years. Why hasn't the United States started a war with Russia yet?

They know their asses would be handed to them.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 17:00:15 ago (+0/-2)

Russian shill confirmed

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 13, 2023 19:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

I dunno bro, you're the one coming across as a shill.

Taiwan reunification sept 2023.