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Jump king

submitted by NationalSocialism to WhitePeopleThings 2.2 yearsFeb 14, 2023 19:03:49 ago (+20/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nyxccj.mp4



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[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 15, 2023 04:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

Plot twist: What no one else knew was that there was a "Watcher in The Water" lurking in that pond.

"Older, fouler things than Orcs dwell in the deep places of the world." - Gandalf

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 15, 2023 12:00:21 ago (+0/-0)

Me: I hate heights and cold water.

That guy: Hold my ax.

[ - ] chump 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 14, 2023 22:41:51 ago (+1/-0)

he got the axes at spirit halloween clearance sale.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 15, 2023 02:40:35 ago (+1/-0)

Nice plastic axes.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 14, 2023 22:49:37 ago (+3/-0)

Just cocaine things.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 14, 2023 19:06:12 ago (+4/-0)

When she STILL won't fuck you, but you are determined to keep trying.

Or... How I lost both of those axes you lent me.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 15, 2023 02:41:38 ago (+2/-0)

She will want to fuck you the second you genuinely don't want to fuck her.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 15, 2023 12:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

Only works when you can keep proximity for an extended period of time.
Otherwise you just get her a curious and then disappear.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 17, 2023 06:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

No. They key is. When you genuinely don't want to fuck her. You can't control that emotion. But if it happens. She will feel it instantly.